Category: Music
Chamberlain’s Army (Parody of “Oliver’s Army”)
Disclaimer: I have tried to write an alternative to Elvis Costello’s “Oliver’s Army,” under parody and fair use, as a tribute to Costello’s song. As someone from Northern Ireland, my reading of the original song is that in in times…
Kanye West is a Breadophile: Horrifying Truth Comes Out at the Grammys
Los Angeles, California – Underfilled baskets, uncooked breadsticks and inappropriate butterings. These were the truths revealed by rapper, Kanye West, this past Sunday at the 57th Annual Grammy Awards in the Staples Center. The man who crashed Taylor Swift’s award…
One Direction Alters Name in Honor of Extinct Restaurant Chain
New York City – “Olive Garden you light up my tummy like nobody else, The way your breadsticks are buttered gets me overwhelmed, When I’m docile and out of pounds it ain’t hard to tell, You don’t go, Oh, oh,…
Kanye/Cool J: Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in History
Disclaimer: An earlier version of this was previously published on TheSpoof.com. Still, the warning below about the 21st century’s deadliest rap grudge still bears repeating. Don’t say I never warned you. OK, so right, there’s a lot of jive goin’…
Tailor Swift Not Bothered By Singer With Similar Name
Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – Professional Tailor, Bill Swift, Owner and Operator of Tailor Swift’s House of Threds, has been an expert at altering clothing since his shop first opened in June of 1979 on the corner of Reading Boulevard and Clayton…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Meghan Trainor Announces Remix … All About Lance Bass
Nantucket, Massachusetts – Just as she has done since age 11, Meghan Trainor has written and recorded a remix from her personal computer focusing on a new subject that she claims “will make boys and girls melt like warm garlic…
Belfast Residents Finally Break Silence on 12th of July Nick Minaj Insult
Belfast residents have finally made their feelings known (as people up North undoubtedly do best) regarding a little-known sectarian atrocity from the most recent 12th of July… When a loyalist flute band surrounded a Catholic youth club and started playing…
Taylor Swift’s “Sh*t List” Keeps Growing
The ongoing feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry has reached a boiling point that even puts recent ISIS headlines to shame. This bloody battle, comparable to the likes of Gettysburg, allegedly began over self-proclaimed asshole, John Mayor. The most…
Kelly Clarkson Wants to be First Annoying US President
It had to happen one day… We’ve already had the “First Black President” (a white saxophone player from Arkansas), we’ve had an ACTUAL First Black President, and there’s been talk of Hillary Clinton being the First Female President. I mean,…
OMG! Crazy Pastor Pat “Blames” Justin Bieber for Freak Weather Conditions
After a lull of a few years, discredited televangelist Pat Robertson has put his theometerology hat back on again. Yes… Pastor Pat has yet another new theory to contribute for why the USA has experienced extreme weather conditions in recent…