Category: Music
Man Buys First CD in 12-Years; It’s Macklemore
Mock as you will, but first consider that the man in question is me, and I literally haven’t bought a CD in 12 years. Why the hell would I? I’m not saying I’m a pirate, because I’m not. Perhaps I’ve…
Tech N9ne gets Shady, Leaves Strange
After 16 years of being strange to the hip hop scene Kansas City, MO rapper Tech N9ne leaves the label he created. Tech, whose real name is Aaron Yates has sold over two million albums and has had his music…
Nintendo 1 ups Rapper
Michigan rapper gets no option to continue with “Super Mario World” themed clothing idea. “Its down the tubes like Mario i guess” says $Paid (Pronounced Spade) unsigned recording artist and part owner of Street Made Entertainment. The Facebook rhymer got…
Former MTV Host Arrested For Breaking Into Sirius/XM Headquarters
New York City – Mark Goodman, a former VJ from the 1980’s heyday of MTV, was hauled away in handcuffs last week after being caught hitting the button that turns all Sirius/XM radios on, regardless of whether the customer has…
Miley Cyrus Complains About Dwindling Number of Ways to Shock Audiences
San Francisco – At a recent concert stop at the “City by the Bay”, pop nuisance Miley Cyrus whined that it’s getting too hard to shock audiences at her shows these days and that Madonna and Lady Gaga have racked…
‘American Idol’ Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run
Los Angeles – Ryan Seacrest announced this morning that, due to former American Idol finalist Clay Aiken’s close results in his bid to win a congressional seat in North Carolina, the show would transition to a clearinghouse for all future…
New Study: Fat Bottomed Girls May Not ‘Make the Rockin’ World Go Round’ After All
Ithaca, NY – After years of tireless research at Cornell University, professors have released a study that brings into question the long-accepted fact the late great Freddie Mercury, from the rock band Queen, proclaimed to the world – Fat bottomed…
Alanis Morissette, Sarah Jessic Paker in Horse Alliance Leaked
The biggest name in 90s femimusic has been linked with the biggest name in subsription-only television faux drama. Akabus Morissette and Sarah Jessica Parker have not only come out as lebians, but as equine-Canadiamericans at that. In an announcement that…
Aretha Franklin Chills Satireverse
Damn. Those are some big mammies. We’re talking motor yacht and a snorkel. [SOURCE 1] and [SOURCE 2]. Some people just can’t take a joke… I don’t get this one. If anyone should feel slighted it’s LaBelle, who the article…
Lady Gaga Responds To Criticism Over Head Defecation Stunt
The Internet exploded with criticism Friday after a performance by Lady Gaga at the NSFW Music Festival in Winslow, Arizona, in which a homeless man wet defecated on her head. Gaga was premiering the title track to her new album…