Category: Music
Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (2/2)
Last time: Ok, so we’ve had the first Black President and the final Democratic President in one go. But our nation has never really had a final Republican President, maybe that’s what we’re missing? IT WASN’T ME, IT WAS BOBBY!…
Rick Perry: Final Republican President, New Johnny Cash (1/2)
Although Rick Perry is not currently in power, some maliciously devious Vast Left-Wing Conspirators™ have unearthed a scandalous document which (they claim) could put paid to Rick Perry’s hopes of running for President. The text in question threatens to derail…
Simon Cowell Finally on Song for UKIP
Simon Cowell used to be unjustly accused of being the UK’s nastiest and most longwinded self-styled culture expert. So, in order to avoid the unpleasant stigma of being the nastiest man in Britain, he has finally decided to join UKIP….
Presidential Hopeful Rand Paul Says Terrorists Have Better Music
Cleveland Ohio – On August 6th the presidential hopefuls for the Republican party gathered in attempts to remind people that Donald Trump is not a real candidate. Among the cocks in the cluster fuck were Governor Chris “Bridge-y McHugs” Christie…
Vatican Ruthlessly Canonizes Ungrateful Dead Infidel
A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities… One which will almost certainly make the Church’s reputation plummet to unprecedented depths. But what is…
GOP/Dems War Duet: You Gotta Save Somebody
Someone has decided to rewrite Bob Dylan’s Gotta Serve Somebody, to fit the current climate in 2015. The song has not been well received in Washington.
Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)
Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’ But so far, he is still breathing. Wonder why? 😉 I’m a Beltway guerrilla Trade wars to the highest seller I’m a tinpot Godzilla Universal kiddy-killer I’m a…
Brown Irishmen Six: A Song of Fury
Last night another innocent, peaceful person died in an “unknown” land. When the body of this person was pulled from the rubble in an unknown city in a certain Middle Eastern country, this message, along with a photo, was found…
Weird Al Sings Love-Lorne Rhapsody
NEW YORK CITY – Weird Al Yankovic is respected worldwide for his funny and sometimes daring song parodies. The singer has been going strong for over 35 years, but it appears as if he ran into a bit of trouble…
KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About
Previous version published on The Spoof, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes….