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New Occasional Series: Glossy News Classics
As one of the very longest running fake news satire outlets of all time, Glossy News has had a lot of classics over the years. From time to time, we will be republishing stories that really stood out. Clever? Ingenious? Edgy?…
Dan Geddes Video Selection (2/2)
Here’s part two! American Sniper American Sniper, Bush vs. Clinton, Scooters in Amsterdam. Standup – The Five Stages of NSA Surveillance Grief Facebook, NSA. Facebook Funeral American accents, Facebook funerals, and how no one thinks they are going to die.
Dan Geddes Video Selection (1/2)
Dan Geddes is a true stalwart not only of Glossy News, but of humor and satire in general. He has done a lot of stand-up comedy, which you can find on his Youtube channel. I’m sure you’re not gonna die…
One Act Tumblr Play: Obama Gets Friendzoned
It’s always fun to write a One Act Tumblr Play; that particular social media site is perfect for this kind of writing! Here’s one of mine: Obama: Hey, I really like that country, but I’m not gonna do the running. Let…
Latest Populist Policies Carrying Trump to Victory (2/2)
4. BAN STUPID MUSIC FROM CLUBS!!! Why can’t we just have the clubs play proper music that you can actually dance and sing to? Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, I mean, hell, even Creedence Clearwater Revival, just throwing that one out there!…
Conspiracy Theories – The Website For The Well Informed Paranoiac
Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)
As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion. So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to. Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1: Goering…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)
The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk. Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles. But…
Google Googled Google Just To Ogle The Googles About Google.
Barney Google googled Google just to ogle the googles about Gooble. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. There is a gargantuan glossary of googles about Googles. Gaggles of Google groupies google Google all the time.
Windows 10 Introduces Wide Array of Exciting New System Errors
Microsoft is proud to introduce Windows 10, the latest version of our operating system for PCs and tablets. To help you get to know our new system better, here are answers to some questions you might have. Why is it…