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Google Googled Google Just To Ogle The Googles About Google.

Google Googled Google Just To Ogle The Googles About Google.

Barney Google googled Google just to ogle the googles about Gooble.
The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google.
There is a gargantuan glossary of googles about Googles.
Gaggles of Google groupies google Google all the time.

They can be real gangling gadflys about googling Google, gallantly gallivanting about gobsmacking about googling Googles thinking they are groovy.
They grapple with globs of goofy Googles generally.
“Gads!” they gurgle gleefully over the googled Googles.

Most of the googles about Google are good googles, but there was also gobs of gobbledygook googles.
Gobs and gobs of gobbledygook google!.
Google ‘gobbledygook’ and you get google’s about gobbledygook which are real gobbledygook.
Gobbledygooked googles are good for nothing, gross, gaudy, grotesque and as welcome as gonorrhea.
Good googles are godly, gorgeous, glorious and a godsend.
Good googles are for literary gourmands whose lusts are gluttonous.
Goofy googles are ghastly.

Misspell Google and you get ‘goggle’ or ‘gobble’ or ‘groggy’ or ‘goblet’.
Googling ‘goggle’ ‘gobble’ or ‘goblet’ will not get you anywhere but long gone.
Don’t google Google while gulping grog; or you’ll wake up to a bunch of gibberish.
And don’t mistake ‘Guggul’ for Google, which is an Ayurvedic herbal remedy.

Doesn’t that make you want to giggle?

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