Category: Internets Tubes
The “joy” of buying a new computer
I recently bought a new laptop because my old one was having problems. From my purchase experience, I want to pass along the following helpful piece of advice: NEVER EVER BUY A NEW COMPUTER. Limp along with your Apple Lisa…
Podcast 006 – 8/31/2015
In the first of my 2nd round of five 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: A reminder this is available in UHD on YouTube by…
Glossy News Podcast 8/17/2015
In my fourth inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics: An in depth look at how things actually used to be more expensive than they…
Third Glossy News Podcast for your listen/viewing Pleasure
In my third inexplicably 4K/UHD podcast, I cover a lot of ground, some of it even interesting. Here are just a few of the topics. I invite you to celebrate S’mores Day and offer some wild and tasty recipes for…
4K Glossy News Review Weekly Podcast Celebrates 1-week Anniversary
Last week the Glossy News podcast launched and the results have been whelming. Not exactly overwhelming, but whelming nonetheless. Under, I think is the prefix I’m looking for. If you’re looking for heaven on earth, this thing is hell on…
Glossy News Podcast Comes 7/27/15, and I Need Your Help
Some have called him “funny,” “awesome,” and “kind,” but as kind as they are, my kids won’t be able to listen to my podcast for adult language and themes. On July 27th, the Glossy News podcast will launch with five…
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s giant planet computer in Hitchhikers…
Our Crowdfunded North Korea Movie is Chugging Along, but it Needs Your Help
Kim Jong-Un is reportedly flipping his shit since the wide release of “The Interview”, which even his most dastardly designs did nothing to diminish. We’re about halfway done filming ours, and I must say, it… looks… amazing. “The Interview” was…
John Kerry Finally Gets Around to Threatening Glossynews: Syrian Cooking Pots…
John Kerry has threatened the pitiful Unamerican/Uncosmopolitan “satire” outlet “Glossynews” with humanitarian annihilation, if we do not shape up. Read the transcript, and promise me not to laugh. This shit is serious. The illegitimate Glossynews editorial regime and its vicious…
Discovery Channel Commits DMCA Fraud (seriously)
Discovery Channel is at it again. This time they’ve targeted two of our videos and taken them down. This is the fourth time they or one of their affiliates have targeted our video “How Hot Dogs are REALLY Made” and…