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How hard do hipsters Instagram? (comic)

How hard do hipsters Instagram? (comic)

If a tree falls and blah blah blah whatever does it meh who cares? Age old question with no good answers. Let’s face it, all of them are wrong.

But when the same question applies to a hipster, apparently there’s a whole new dimension to it. Mind you, it’s an incredibly shallow dimension, but the principle still applies, technically, I’m told. Continue Reading

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Satire Editor Turns 39, Knows Not What to Do

Satire Editor Turns 39, Knows Not What to Do

Ten years ago Glossy News founder Brian White had the unlikely opportunity to turn 29, and I did it, but once and only once. Today he turns 39, and likewise, promises never to do it again. Just too painful.

Back then Glossy News had a diligent, vigilant editor named Mark Fisher working with me. He’s a very funny guy, and a successful guy too, so it’s no wonder he had the good sense to move on. It’s not like they dated or anything, at least not that either of them will admit. Continue Reading

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Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit their ROFL is Just LOL

Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit their ROFL is Just LOL

A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of users across our interconnected globe. Needless to say, some appalling facts have come to light.

Apparently, the vast majority of web surfers suffer from something called lying. Basically, those who use internet slang as a form of communicating emotion are doing so superfluously, haphazardly, and, for the most part, under false pretenses. Continue Reading

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Easy-Breezy Key to Instant Reddit Karma (comic)

Easy-Breezy Key to Instant Reddit Karma (comic)

It’s easy to get karma on Reddit. First thing you have to do is be a Redditor, second thing is that you have to submit some interesting content, and the third thing you have to do is face months and months of downvote wrath from your fellow Redditors.

Perhaps I make it sound bad. It isn’t. You just need to submit things that are interesting, relevant, time-sensitive, aaaaand now you’re an idiot for “how dare you!” within milliseconds of submitting.

Click on the image to see it full-size or scroll down.

No, it’s not honestly so hard, you just find things that are interesting to you, submit them to the relevant sub-reddits, and now you are a fool, how dare you even think to submit to Reddit!

Hope this helps.

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To see all of my comics, including the many that have yet to be published, go to GlossyNews.com/c. It also includes details and commentary you won’t find anywhere else.

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Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)

Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)

Google spends somewhere between virtually and literally nothing promoting their search business, but Microsoft spends tens of millions pushing Bing, and just about nobody is buying it.

I’ve tried it myself. It returns ‘pretty good’ but not great results. You know what produces better results? Google does. Both are evil empires, for sure, but Microsoft has really taken it to a new level.

So do you know what the best thing about Bing is?

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Math Nerd Sets “Less Than” Symbol as Facebook Profile at Most Inopportune Time

Math Nerd Sets “Less Than” Symbol as Facebook Profile at Most Inopportune Time

Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her favorite mathematics symbols: less than.

In doing so, she unwittingly unleashed a firestorm of heated comments, opinions, and questions the likes of which has not been seen since Rebecca Black’s “Friday” was posted on Youtube.

“I honestly had no idea what I had done,” Polly admitted to reporters. “I wasn’t trying to make a statement, I finally solved a formula that I’d been working on for a month and so I decided to post something to celebrate.” Continue Reading

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Armed Rebels Reclaim GlossyNews.com Headquarters

Armed Rebels Reclaim GlossyNews.com Headquarters

Following a bloody, three-hour gun battle on the outskirts of Seattle, armed loyalists to ousted editor Brian K. White have reclaimed the offices.

Glossy News had been under the control of The Blaze, Inc., which many considered hostile, for less than twelve hours when the fighting began. Continue Reading

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GlossyNews.com Is Under New Ownership

GlossyNews.com Is Under New Ownership

Effective as of midnight, GlossyNews.com is under new ownership. Editor Brian K. White has been relieved of his duties and a new editorial team will be shaping coverage from here out.

The sale had been in the works for some time. Media empire The Blaze Inc. is the purchaser, and while the sum paid is undisclosed, it is rumored to be in the four to five figure range. Continue Reading

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More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth

More Americans Turning to Glenn Beck for the Truth

You may already know that Glenn Beck is handsome, charming and extremely intelligent, but did you know he also is the leading voice for many of America’s most lost and forgetten?

When the liberal media elite railroaded FOX News to take his wildly popular, amazingly informative show off the air, it had just begin to blossom. Well that show is still around, and countless Americans are still watching it. Continue Reading

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Reddit to Open Real World Chat-Houses (x-post from reality)

Reddit to Open Real World Chat-Houses (x-post from reality)

Infamous web community Reddit is taking a big step. They’re going “meat space” and opening of real world “chat houses” in the US this fall, and they’re hoping it will bring all the same successes.

Jaskon Rosrath, the new VP of Ground Development, explained, “Reddit is great because it takes over your life life a wicked smack addiction, but it’s it’s not all good… We’re trying to bring the humanity back to it, cats and all.” Continue Reading

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Search Engine Scandal; Google Auto-Completes Your Racism

Search Engine Scandal; Google Auto-Completes Your Racism

Google offers an Auto-Complete feature. You start your search, they suggest what you might want to see, based on what others have searched… and Google thinks you’re a huge racist.

I searched almost every country in the world and what I found was… well, it was interesting to say the least. I wouldn’t go as far as to say “informative”, but it definitely speaks to prejudices, pre-conceived notions and bigotry-at-large. Continue Reading

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What Potheads, Bikers, and Taylor Swift Have in Common

What Potheads, Bikers, and Taylor Swift Have in Common

New figures out indicate that blogs featuring pot, bikers, and Taylor Swift get the most hits and the most forum posts of any other, including porn, according to the Worldwide Association of Gossip Syndicate or WAGS.

While Potheads and Pot took the top spot with close to 14 million forum posts in the past three months, bikers came in a close second with 12.5 million. Continue Reading

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