Category: Celebrity Gossip
UK Says Battering Ram Unlikely In Assange Case
UK officials insist they are not considering a battering ram against the front door of the Ecuador Embassy in London, where Julian Assange’s asylum has recently been extended to the country of Ecuador itself. It’s important, UK officials say, to…
Batmobus?
Proving that we can all have car trouble from time to time Gotham City’s central bus route was graced with the presence of the Dark Knight himself, Batman. It has been reported that at about 9:45pm the Bat signal could…
Rupert Murdoch Will NOT Visit An Ashram
A spokesperson for Rupert Murdoch was asked yesterday for Mr. Murdock’s response to Paul Ryan as candidate for GOP vice-president, and received the reply, “Right! Absolutely right!” Murdoch apparently credits Ryan for saving a tottering Romney, tweeting “Thank God!” in…
Charlie Sheen to Run for President of the President of the United States
NEW YORK—In a surprising move yesterday, Adonis Charlie Sheen announced that he would be running for POTUS (or President of the United States) in the upcoming election and that, obviously, everyone else who ran would fail and become “epic losers.”
Kristen Stewart Relieved She Didn’t Cheat on ‘Old School’ Vampire
LOS ANGELES–Kristen Stewart, actress and star of the popular Twilight series (a documentary closely based on her actual life), has recently confessed to stepping out on her undead beloved, Robert Pattison. According to sources very close to sources closer to…
Diet Craze “Famine” Sweeps Hollywood, 3rd World
Madonna has returned from her latest trip to Africa with a new celeb ‘famine’ diet. Always looking for a way to stay in shape Madonna, 53, has been following a new diet that will dramatically lower body fat, bone density and muscle….
The Long and Thick of It in West Hollywood
A stunned Hollywood is trying to recover today from the shocking news that hit headlines yesterday. As the rest of the world wakes up, the celebrity elite are busy consoling themselves and thanking God it is not them having to…
SpongeBob Confirms Gay Rumors
HOLLYWOOD, CA. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET. Under pressure from media and various Christian organizations, SpongeBob Squarepants, in a rare public appearance yesterday from his home in Bikini Bottom, confirmed the many rumors circulating about his sexual orientation….
Burger King Abdicates to Carl’s Jr.
Wikileaks uncovered details concerning a previously unknown sex tape between the Burger King and Ruby Tuesday Thursday, forcing the Burger King to abdicate his burger empire to Carl’s Jr. “It is with great regret that the Burger King agrees to…
Julianna Rose from LazyTown (Stephanie) In Adult Modeling
First of all, you’re a terrible person for clicking this link. Sure, I’m a worse person for posting it, but I’ve done nothing illegal. The youngest girl I find attractive has to be about 27… so there you go. Stephanie…