Author: Wallace Runnymede
Accepting Refugees: Don’t Judge Eastern Europe too Harshly…? (1/2)
The topic of accepting and welcoming refugees into Europe is deeply contentious. And the recent massacres in Paris and the stories of a Syrian passport have not helped matters. But whatever one feels about this issue, it’s surely important to…
Cuddly Kitten It’sNoCan’t Invents Funny Tales to Amuse Children (Story 2)
Note: I think the following story from an anonymous source is really rather foolish, trite and lacking in serious artistic maturity. It is excessively fantastical, it is whimsical to the point of nonsensical, and quite frankly, I am tempted to…
Cuddly Kitten It’sNoCan’t Invents Funny Tales to Amuse Children (Story 1)
Note: I think the following story from an anonymous source is really rather foolish, trite and lacking in serious artistic maturity. It is excessively fantastical, it is whimsical to the point of nonsensical, and quite frankly, I am tempted to…
Funny Cat Story: Explanation (More Sensible than the Story)
An anonymous source from Romania emailed me the ‘It’sNoCan’t’ funny cat story as an example of a typical Eastern European fairy tale. When they contacted me, they claimed they were following a tip from a former vegetable gardener I had…
Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (2/2)
Don’t underestimate notable ‘quiet man’ Iain Duncan Smith. I mean, he was critical of Blair’s achingly well-meaning intervention in Afghanistan, so the Tories are obviously nicer than New Labour! The proof is in the pudding, after all. By their fruits…
Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (1/2)
Iain Duncan Smith has recently shed some Blair tears over disabled people in the UK. However, believe it or not, most disabled people have been so arrogant and ungrateful as to repudiate his compassionate conservatism! You know, for too long,…
Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (2/2)
The problem isn’t so much about not listening to voters. No, the problem is when the views of mere fallible, imperfect, and often downright ignorant and uneducated voters of mere mortal flesh and blood are… I mean, the problem is…
Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)
Dynamic and charismatic political figure Tony Blair has recently made another helpful intervention, in order to clear up any confused ideas any mere ‘ordinary people’ may be stubbornly clinging to. Yes, the former Middle East peace envoy and architect of…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)
As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion. So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to. Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1: Goering…
Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)
The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk. Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles. But…