Author: Wallace Runnymede
Sunstormtroopin’ With Our Leader Captain Murdoch (To the Tune of “Starship Trooping”)
Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse! Another immigrant report…
Better to be a Coppersmith in Purgatory than to Reign in Hell
Liberal secular parliamentary democracy is an absolute necessity for the UK and USA. And I wholeheartedly condemn, without qualification, the kind of arrogant and hubristic critique that strays from criticizing how the political systems of these countries operate in terms of…
Weeks after Toddler Exile Fiasco, John Lewis Internal Dissident Mysteriously Disappeared… Um, ‘Disappears’
Notable socialite-apologist silk-peddler syndicate John Lewis has recently got into trouble for its new policy of systematically exiling toddlers and other vicious and unpredictable terrorists and master criminals: But since this recent dastardly scheme started to unfold a few weeks back,…
Freddy Mercury “Entirely Unsuitable” for Benjamin Disraeli Biopic
The new Freddie Mercury biopic proceeds apace. Various news reports reminded us of how Sacha Baron Cohen will not be playing the role of Freddie Mercury in this film after all. It seems that Cohen’s vision of the film was…
A Vatican Rockstar Who Pulls No Punches
I know the Pope’s comments are from a while back; but don’t forget that much of the media are still giving a simplified, sanitized picture of Pope Francis for general consumption! This being so, it’s definitely worth taking a long, hard,…
Alastair Campbell’s Divorce Leads to Contentious Intervention from Blair
Alastair Campbell’s divorce is hardly the highlight of his recent years. In the recent divorce proceedings, his wife said: My Alastair used to be a lovely lad. So modest, so honest, and with a heart of gold.:
The UK’s Green Party: They’re no BNP, Put it that Way (2/2)
STOP NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE FROM ARBITRARILY PRIVILEGING MODERN ‘SCIENCE’ So-called ‘science’ doesn’t have all the answers. Anyone who tries to funnel off NHS funding from where it is need most, e.g. Solar Flamenco Chakra-Restoration Therapy, Neptunian Buzzwater Dietetics, or Lunar…
UK’s Green Party: They’re no BNP, Put it that Way (1/2)
In fairness, the Green Party have a lot going for them. Well, for a start, technically, they’re not exactly the BNP/SWP, are they? (Insofar as there’s a difference!) And again, nor do they have any links to the National Front… I mean,…
BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too (2/2)
Hope you enjoyed the first instalment! Here is more pitiful bien-pensant claptrap from the BBC, following their recent flamboyantly privileged nitpicking over the term ‘Islamic State.’ The ‘Republicains’ of Sarkozy are now the ‘soi-disant Republicans,’ because some members of other…