Business leader
Posted in Biz News World News

FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!

Unlawful north of the M1 Michael Howard hiss-a-like and non-porcine-coke-snorting metrosexual career shitstirrer Michael Gove has just had his hopes of a stellar career at the very pinnacle of the UK political class cruelly dashed, after yet another ill-advised rant…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!

FARAGE: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The House of Commons, where millions of citizens have languished under the name of this woman: Theresa May: who has been held up to you as the shining example of patriotism! You…

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Posted in War Zone World News

John Bolton Infallibly PROVES Iranian Tanker Conspiracy Theory!

Foamy-mouthed neoconservative intellectual and MIC-beloved establishment conspiracy theory John Bolton has come out fighting against allegations that the Iran ‘smoking gun’ is just another Blair-stylee WMD fraud! Now, let’s remember the Maine thing we all have to remember… He begins….

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Posted in Crime World News

“WHY DO THE OTHER BOYS GET AWAY WITH IT?!” Kim Jong Un Defends Notorious Gulag System!

Ardent sometimes-Trumper Kim Jong Un has come out fighting against dishonest ‘fake news’ media criticisms of his mass labour camp system. It’s just so unfair! How came it’s all just find and dandy that Americans been allowed to mass-arrest millions…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Spitting Image: the Puppet Satire that Captured Thatcher’s Britain

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Private Eye Circulation Soars as Readers Turn to Satire – Funny that!

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Daily Mail’s Richard Littlejohn is Living Proof that the Right Doesn’t Do Satire

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Brexit Britain is Easy Fodder for Satirists: but They Should Learn from 18th-Century Masters how to do it Properly

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Broadcasting Rules are Killing Political Satire – Thank Heavens for the Internet

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Just for a Change! Formal Verse Poetry (This is HEADY Stuff!)

Augustinian Lament (Redemption’s Dawn) The one who loves and loses dies, but yet shall live. That spring so long ago, and yet so near… It was was neither truth, nor was it delusion; it was God’s plenty, as all true…

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Posted in World News

Brexit Limericks (TRIGGER WARNING FOR LEAVE & REMAIN!)

There once was a lady called Tess Closed her eyes and she hoped for the best England expected, but half the cabinet defected Maybe just join Yellow Vests?   There once was an elitist called Cable FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…

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Posted in War Zone World News

“Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!

The unusual rhetorical flavor and idiosyncratic policy approach of Donald Trump has left self-styled GOP moderates and centrist Democrats to reminisce about the golden age when both parties were the greatest force for good (and humanitarian genocide) the world has…

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Bush Obama
Posted in Politics War Zone

Washington Limericks! (TRIGGER WARNING: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!)

There once was a loser called Bush Who told old Saddam to vamoosh He tanked the economy And made y’all some enemies And the terror threat went through the roof! ___ There once was a showman called Barry Who was…

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CNN
Posted in Entertainment

NEW CNN CONSPIRACY THEORY! “The Yellow Jackets DON’T EXIST!”

After years of being  unfairly targeted for their principled anti-Saddam coverage, universally beloved and admired centrist news corporation CNN have finally acknowledge the debt they owe to free hearts across the world (a phrase they borrowed from Reagan and Maggie…

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Posted in Biz News Politics

World Bank POVERTY SHOCK! US CEOs Living on Less than $100 000… a Day?!

Pioneering poverty busters the World Bank have followed the lead of the US government, whose recent decision to ban hate speech against underprivileged and widely despised economic minorities, such as filthy rich social media gurus and omnipotent oil barons has…

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Posted in World News

CORBYN BIG LIE! “I’ve Been Using Food Banks for the Past Few Years!”

After a 2017 High London gaff-gaffe where south of the M1 champagne socialist Jeremy Corbyn admitted there were plenty of people in Islington who drank cappucino every day, and that he knew many of them personally, an increasingly desperate Jezza…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

When Was the Last Time You Did a Free Book Deal on Amazon? (PSST! FREE DEAL!)

Indie book publishing is pretty tough, especially when you don’t have an advertising budget. Social media can help a bit, but again, that’s pretty hard without a budget. You can set up a Patreon, with its own mailing list. Or…

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Posted in Society World News

GREEN REVOLUTION! New Right-Wing ‘Ecological Diversity’ Agenda

Controversial leaders Theresa May, Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro have heralded a new spring of right-wing environmental consciousness. And for the first time ever, the environment has been made a true populist, anti-elitist cause! But what could possibly be at…

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Posted in Entertainment

New Look Glossy News!

I hope you all like the new look Glossy News! Our refurbishment is nearly over: take a look again! Still a few things to tidy up, but we hope you’ll agree it looks a whole lot better… FIGHT THE FAKE…

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Posted in Politics Society

Feminists OUTRAGED! Biden’s Creepy Campaign Trail Song List Leaks… CREEPY!

BIDEN 2020: FIRST SEXUALLY QUESTIONABLE PRESIDENT? Serial groper and wildcat Juncker’s sciatica handyman Joe ‘Creepy Uncle Joe Biden’ has just recently announced a bid for the presidency, despite a history of sexual misdemeanours which leaves but little daylight between him…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Five Uncomfortable Truths About Power… SHARE IF YOU DARE!

ANY SOCIETY WEAK ENOUGH TO BE DESTROYED BY THE TRUTH, WILL NEVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO BE PRESERVED BY A LIE. IF A COUNTRY IS FEEBLE ENOUGH TO BE DESTROYED BY THE TRUTH, THEN ITS DESTRUCTION IS NO LOSS TO…

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Hard Left Labour Marxist
Posted in Politics World News

Middle Earth Question Time: Jez Saruman Believes All Lives Matter!

Mr Saruman, will you condemn the mass atrocities of Mordor? I condemn ALL indiscriminate mass murder of innocent civilians, whether perpetrated by Mordor, or by Gondor, or by anyone else in Middle Earth. But nobody mentioned Gondor. Well yes, funny…

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Posted in Crime World News

“CRIME ISN’T A COLLUSION!” Trump & Giuliani Defend Bolsonaro Assassination Epidemic!

WHO IS BEHIND THE EPIDEMIC OF MISSING JOURNALISTS IN BRAZIL?! The mainstream media are blaming their country’s new leader, Jair Bolsonaro. Alleging that the mysterious disappearances have been directly commissioned, Putin-style, by the flamboyantly irritable Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, the…

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Posted in Politics Society World News

Libertarians & GOP Demand MASS REVOLT Against UN Human Trafficking Laws!

HOW IS MUCH IS ONE LIFE REALLY WORTH?! Well, I guess we’re about to find out! Republicans and the Libertarian Party have staged a mass revolt against the UN 2019 human trafficking report. The Executive Director for the United Nations…

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power crisis
Posted in Serious Commentary

READ NOW! 10 Politically Incorrect Truths They Never Taught You in School…

THE MEANING OF LIFE There are only three tasks we have here on earth.To suffer, to grow, and to relieve the suffering of others.Anyone who says otherwise is deceiving you, whether they know it or not. GOOD INTENTIONS ARE NOT…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories War Zone

BIG OIL OVERJOYED! 10 American Air Force Pilots Hanged for Collateral Damage

CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are currently rejoicing, as a steady torrent of excitable news broadcasts jubilantly proclaim to us all that the long-enduring myth of a ‘lack of accountability’ for American foreign policy is finally dead and buried. How…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

DOWN WITH HATE SPEECH! Bipartisan Bill Finally Makes US Corporations Protected Class

The notoriously divided America of today has many disputes and disagreements, whether it be border security, the climate crisis or social media conflict by liberal snowflakes and conservative trolls. But if there’s one thing the Republican and Democrats can agree…

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Posted in Politics Society

Gay Old Party Strikes Again! Auntie Lindsey 2020, the Closet Choice! (Ted Haggard Guest Post)

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Our occasional guest contributor, Ted ‘I Know What You Did Last Night’ Haggard has provided us with one of the saltiest, spiciest lil old hot takes we’ve had in a while here at Glossy News! Enjoy! WOOP…

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Conflict chaos
Posted in Serious Commentary

Oath to Inner Freedom!

PEACE WITHIN, FREEDOM EVER OUTWARDS Swear with me: From this day forth, I solemnly swear by the name of the best within us, I will not let the powers of this world consume me with fear, with rage, with bitterness,…

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European Union
Posted in Serious Commentary

Deglobalisation is Not Enough: The Death of the Nation-State is Next!

Europe will still exist, even if we leave the EU. Europe is eternal. We will ALWAYS be part of Europe Well, yes. Of course! And… How much is it going to blow your mind if I told you the same…

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