New Medium Journal: Tyler’s Army!

I’m back on Medium! I’m running two journals currently… Enjoy! Give ’em a follow, and please do share anything that catches your eye!

Libertarian Third Camp: Preliminary Notes

By analogy with the Socialist Third Camp, the Libertarian Third Camp will avoid ‘pragmatic’ compromises with neoconservatives, homeless humanitarians and bourgeois cosmopolitans (First Campers). The pragmatist temptation is always there for libertarians, and it must be staunchly resisted. Read more New Medium Journal: Tyler’s Army!

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Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism.

Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:

Mr Dear Leader, our secret, secret, utterly non-non-non-non-non-non-existent confidential source from the intelligence community says that Communism has somehow managed to (perhaps perfectly unwittingly and inadvertently) end the lives of millions of innocent people. Do you have a comment for us on this important issue!

All of a sudden, lil Kim began to scream: Read more Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”

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The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!

There’s been a lot of talk about a big Brexit betrayal.
Even centrist Euronationalists have had to acknowledge the ‘betrayal’ narrative, so they can make their customary feeble attempts to ‘refute’ it!
But the greatest Brexit betrayal of all is the hideous Tory / Top German leader sex tape!
So just click on now… If you dare! Read more The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!

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What Kind of Immigration System Will We Have Post-Brexit? Ask Newsthump!

A funny story from the satire outlet Newsthump humorously portrays Jeremy Corbyn in terms of a common British trope: the ‘angry old man’ who doesn’t like ‘foreigners,’ is overly critical of immigration, and is very defensive about the economic interests of British workers. The humor is effective because as a hard-left socialist figure, Corbyn is supposed to be the opposite of a Daily Mail reading working class Tory ‘class traitor.’
Of course, all this will probably sound fairly ridiculous to the notoriously dogmatic and highly strung Corbies, who will undoubtedly have been triggered by some of the funny stories on Glossy News. Read more What Kind of Immigration System Will We Have Post-Brexit? Ask Newsthump!
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Random Thoughts (XIV): Fundies, Agitators & Toxic Males!

Not All Faiths are Equal


Yes, you judged rightly: I am indeed a man of peace. And I can see much good in many faiths.
And it’s precisely from this spirit, that I simply cannot accept moral equivalence between all faiths. Read more Random Thoughts (XIV): Fundies, Agitators & Toxic Males!

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WTF?! Sacha Baron-Cohen’s Psychologist Cousin Makes HORRENDOUS Autism Gaffe! Please share!

What’s the worst Godwin fail you’ve heard all year?

There’s a lot of it about, but I am quite sure you’ll all have no trouble agreeing that the story that’s about to follow is one of the worst you’ve heard in a long, long time.

A Tale of Two Cousins

Read more WTF?! Sacha Baron-Cohen’s Psychologist Cousin Makes HORRENDOUS Autism Gaffe! Please share!

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Alt-Right Lunatic Richard Spencer Commences ‘Eastern Strategy’ of Soviet Apologetics


I hear the Alt-Right are now borrowing tips from their fellow radical socialists, the Tankies:
Hitler wasn’t a REAL Nazi.
Hitler would obviously have been nicer if it wasn’t for his enemies boxing him into a corner!
You’re against Hitler? Yeah, that’s EXACTLY what a corrupt anti-Nazi shill for the anti-Aryan media would say!
Nazism isn’t dogmatic: the cult of personality was the problem. Read more Alt-Right Lunatic Richard Spencer Commences ‘Eastern Strategy’ of Soviet Apologetics

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Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites behind these recent allegations.

In a spontaneous astroturf mass rally outside the Gregg’s bakery in Kensington, Labour’s best-beloved anti-racist working class hero held forth as follows: Read more Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

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HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle.

Last night, he was arrested in Turkey.

The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey.

He was, however, wholly unable to bring home the bacon.

Lord Ashcroft drily, if passionately, remarks: Read more HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

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Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair!

I am quite possibly the least divisive Tory Prime Minister in history.
Everybody said Brexit was divisive, but actually, I have brought the country together like nobody else in the entire history of our nation!

Read more Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

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Pre-Dystopian America, Two Different Endings!


Thanks so much for following the Honest Adolph serial here at Glossy News. You can catch up on any updates about any future book release at Glossy News, as well as our Facebook page, which you can like right away! However, the easiest way might well be to follow my Patreon.
By the way, those subscribers who take the second-lowest patronage level or above (i.e. $3 + per month) will get access to the epilogue, which does NOT feature on the Glossy News serial!
Don’t worry… The novel ends perfectly well at the final chapter, which some of you will have read recently.
The epilogue is NOT AT ALL NECESSARY, because the novel finishes pretty well without it.
However, some of you may be itching to read more… Read more Pre-Dystopian America, Two Different Endings!

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7 of the Most Unbelievably Encouraging & Inspirational Quotes in History!

St Gregory of Nyssa

This early Church Father knew well the power of intuition, creativity and redeeming love.

Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything.
People kill one another over idols.
Wonder makes us fall to our knees.

Jordan Page

This powerful singer reminds us many times that some things truly are worth more than life itself. Read more 7 of the Most Unbelievably Encouraging & Inspirational Quotes in History!

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‘Upskirting’ and ‘revenge porn’: the need for a comprehensive law

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Erika Rackley, University of Birmingham and Clare McGlynn, Durham University

After months of campaigning and meetings, it appears that moves to criminalise “upskirting” – the act of taking secret, sexually intrusive photographs – have stalled. For now.

This is disappointing. However, all may not be lost. It is now time for the government to step up – and to eliminate inconsistencies in the treatment of victims of image-based sexual abuse.

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