Author: Wallace Runnymede
Democrats & CNN Denounce Trump’s ‘Hateful Attitude’ to Mass-Murdering Death Plague
The Democratic Party have come out all guns blazing against Trump’s increasingly intolerant, hateful and belligerent rhetoric against… An evil virus that has already killed over 15 000 people worldwide.
Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”
After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.
Corona Madness Round Up (Cos We Ain’t Had Enough Reality Satire!)
“Shit” 4 Brains Apocalypse! First of all, we’ll start off with the biggest (and scarcest) arsewipes in the world… HOARDERs! I mean like WTF normies?! Man up normies an’ wipe yer damn arse yerself! Anyone else notice that when you…
Watch Out World! Free Book ORGY! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
From today, March 19 onwards, there is a five day free book deal from our editor, Wallace Runnymede! Plenty of wacky satire and weird poetry… Oh but wait, which ones are actually free?! Well, the only way to find out…
The War on ‘Flag Wavers’ is a White Supremacist Agenda
If you believe everything you hear, ‘flag waving’ and ‘patriotism’ are the root of all evil. But actually, such a view is itself founded upon white supremacy. One thing that was noticed by one of my favorite writers a long…
GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!
Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day
The Day Trump Told the TRUTH!
Donald Trump is known for ‘speaking his truth’ all the time. Pretty wild how this time, Trump truth actually corresponded pretty closely with THE truth! Last December, not long before the General Election clash between Spaffer Johnson and Jihadi Jez,…
Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!
History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…
Song to the Tyrant (Inspired by Ancient Wisdom)
Some of us remember the old ways… BUN DUNG BABYLON! Behold my wrath and do ye tremble! Not one soul, howe’er so nimble, So fleet of foot, so swift of wing E’en Gilgamesh to whom myriad maidens lusty paeans ring…
“Black Means Backward?!” Here’s Why Dem Man Has it In For Stormzy
If you believe everything you read from the ‘experts,’ Stormzy is nothing more than an affected luvvie, a hysterical race baiter & a deluded Communist sympathiser. Oh, and speaking of deluded, out of touch, self-appointed ‘experts,’ does this murky guy…