Author: Reverend Mike

@rev_rend Reverend Mike is a contributing editor for Glossy News. He was a Combat Chaplain with the Soviet Red Army in the 1980s. A career which he describes as an 'unappreciated field of endeavor'. He later worked as an Information Officer with the TASS News Agency on assignment in White Sands, NM. The collapse of the Soviet Union left him unemployed and homeless. He survived by selling magazine subscriptions door to door disguised as a college coed. He was later kidnapped and taken to Shanghai where he was sold into a white slavery ring. He lived as a concubine for a Japanese music industry mogul until 2002 when a wardrobe malfunction revealed his true identity. He found himself homeless and unemployed again, with only his collection of Polaroid snap shots. Reverend Mike has since scraped together a meagre living by blackmailing Japanese industrialists. Reverend Mike lives in a small 5 bedroom penthouse flat overlooking Central Park in New York City. His hobbies include exotic motorcycles, supermodels and owning small nations....
Posted in Making Headlines

British Petroleum Celebrates Earth Day with Huge Oil Spill

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: April 23, 2010
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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos

Is the iPad Right-Sizing Technology (Again)?

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: April 19, 2010

Utah, Behind the Zion Curtain (GlossyNews) — The iPad sucks. Whew, there, I said it, let the games begin. The iPad – single tasking handheld tablet computer that has the ability to enter local area networks and the internet, along…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Yoko Ono Admits She Also Broke Up the Partridge Family

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: April 16, 2010

San Pueblo, CA (GlossyNews) — In a recent interview with Glossy News, Yoko Ono admitted, finally, that she was responsible for the break up of The Beatles. In an interesting side note, Ono went on to say that she was…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Jennifer Aniston Carrying David Cassidy’s Love Child

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: April 13, 2010  2 Comments on Jennifer Aniston Carrying David Cassidy’s Love Child
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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods Head Back to Work

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: March 16, 2010

Charlie Sheen and Tiger Woods, who have been sharing a bachelor pad in Palm Beach, have announced that they are going back to work. Sheen said his main motivation was that he was going “stir crazy” spending 24 hours a…

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Posted in War Zone

French Destroyer Surrenders to Somali Pirates

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: March 8, 2010  16 Comments on French Destroyer Surrenders to Somali Pirates

Paris (GlossyNews) — The French Ministry of Defense this morning announced that a French Navy destroyer, the FS Ouragan (Hurricane), surrendered to Somali pirates after a small outboard motor powered speed boat came alongside and fired a pistol towards the…

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Posted in Society

Sarah Palin Wants to Lead the NAACP

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: March 3, 2010

Baltimore, MD (GlossyNews) — The Membership Council of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) announced this morning that they were reviewing an application for membership from Sarah Louise Palin. Only two hours later, Mrs Palin held…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment

David Cassidy More Popular than Sarah Palin?

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: February 28, 2010  2 Comments on David Cassidy More Popular than Sarah Palin?

Chicago, IL (GlossyNews) — The Republican National Committee (RNC), in a move that now appears to have backfired, recently conducted a number of related polls designed to demonstrate the popularity of Sarah Palin. The RNC refuses to release the data…

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Posted in Sports Scandals Sportsfolk

Tiger Woods Converts to Mormonism, Declares 2nd Wife – Seeking More?

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: February 8, 2010  24 Comments on Tiger Woods Converts to Mormonism, Declares 2nd Wife – Seeking More?

Salt Lake City, UT – Thurl Bailey step aside, the LDS Church will soon have a new spokesmodel. In a bizarre turn of events yesterday morning, LDS Church elders in Salt Lake City announced that Tiger Woods has decided to…

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Posted in Politics Strange People

Sarah Palin Proudly Earns GED — And Real, Not Honorary

 Author: Reverend Mike  Published Date: January 27, 2010

Sandpoint, ID (GlossyNews) — Sarah Palin may not be smarter than an inner-city or deep-south fifth grader, but on Friday, she’ll earned something few 5th graders have — a high school diploma; well, a high school equivalency certificate, at any…

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