Yoko Ono Admits She Also Broke Up the Partridge Family

San Pueblo, CA (GlossyNews) — In a recent interview with Glossy News, Yoko Ono admitted, finally, that she was responsible for the break up of The Beatles.

In an interesting side note, Ono went on to say that she was also responsible for the breakup of the Partridge Family and the soft rock group Bread.

David Cassidy, in a telephone interview at 2am on Sunday morning merely stated, “I did NOT have sex with that woman.”

Susan Dey was unavailable for comment.

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