Author: P. Beckert
Sarah Palin Becomes Climate Change Expert at Fox News
BREAKING NEWS – Fox News has taken the plunge(errr) and has hired Sarah Palin as a contributor to take on some of the most controversial issues of our time, including climate change. Satirists and comedians were said to be partying…
Palin Signs Deal With Fox News…Then Quits.
Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Good
When asked why he was leaving American Idol, Simon Cowell coyly replied, “I’ve got other irons in the fire and it’s just time for me to go.” But sources close to the star claim that, like his fellow judge, Randy…
Paliens Infiltrate Sarah Palin Events to Undermine Conservatives
Little is known about the group calling itself “Paliens” but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter the intelligence of Palin herself to…
Mark of the Beast “666” Encoded on Holiday Gift Cards
A record number of Christians have been flooding their local Wal-Mart stores and asking for replacements for the gift cards they received for Christmas due to the fact that they claim the mark of the beast “666” has been encoded…
Fox News Signs Bristol Palin as Jr. Political Correspondent
Following the heels of her famous mother, Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin has reportedly been offered a Jr. Political Correspondent position at Fox News for an undisclosed salary. Fox News would not confirm or deny the news, but instead offered this…
Jeff Bridges a Practicing Wiccan?
Most people know actor Jeff Bridges best for his starring role in the movie “The Big Lebowski” where he played a pot-smoking loser known as “The Dude.” Until recently, his private life has been very private. In fact, the only…
Times Square isn’t Only Ball that Drops Each Year
According to a newly published report in the New England Journal of Medicine, men who drink more than 2-4 servings of alcohol per day—one serving equals 4 oz. wine, 12 oz. beer or ale, or 1 oz. gin, rum or…
Happy New Year to All … Honest
2009 So Not-Father of the Year Award Nominations Announced
The year 2009 saw a plethora of bad daddy behavior around the country and we, at Glossy News, thought we’d take the low road and list some of our favorites. Although we are using a numbering system to count the…