Author: P. Beckert
Newscasters Appeal to FBI to Create Easy Nicknames for Terrorists
The latest attempt at terrorism by Nigerian nationalist, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallabhas, is the straw that broke the camel’s back in America’s newscasting business. In a rare show of agreement between the top media outlets, news commentators from every major prime…
Republican “Prayercast” Convinces Santa to Skip Obama House This Year
Malia and Sasha Obama woke up to a pretty lame Christmas morning when they discovered that Santa had not visited their house this year. Said Michelle Obama, “had Barack and I not prepared for this contingency, the girls would have…
Psychic to the Stars Makes 2010 Predictions
Chrystal Ball, self-proclaimed Psychic to the Stars has just released her predictions for the upcoming year in the entertainment industry. “Keep this list handy,” cooed Chrystal, “because you are going to have shivers running up and down your body when…
Dan Quayle Tweets Palin
Dan Quayle Tweets Palin Famous potatoe man, Dan Quayle, known as “Tweety” on Twitter, came back into the limelight after virtual (actually that’s actual) obscurity to offer his help to Sarah Palin on the campaign trail. After reading a few…
In Rio de Janeiro, Buy Guns, Get Free Homes
A Brazilian gun dealer has offered to give a free home to the first five customers of the New Year if they buy any quality rifle from his gun shop. Jose Arma de Fogo says he got the idea from…
Top Ten Medical Questions of 2009
It’s that time of year again when every conceivable list known to man is counted down before the big ball drops and ushers in a new year of question making. We combed the internet for the most common questions asked…
UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUgly Boots
Just when you thought boots couldn’t get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. “FUgly Boots,” says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, “have been described by our customers as looking like…
“Cash for Crashers” Program to Air on Bravo in January
Fox News Group Leads in Dumbing Down America
Results of a preliminary study conducted by the Institute for the Dumbing Down of America (IDDA), Fox News Group has come out way ahead of any other television network news provider as having phenomenal success in creating misinformed, less intelligent…
White House Crashers, the Salahis, Claim Responsibility for Crashing Twitter
A call from a man claiming responsibility for the recent Twitter hacking, which was originally reported to have been orchestrated by a group calling itself the Iranian Cyber Army, has now been traced to a bungalow in a Washington, D.C….