Author: It's A Cat
Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention
SANTA MONICA, CA – Although it’s been quite some time since we last saw Jack Black in a memorable Hollywood role, it doesn’t mean the popular actor, comedian, cat lover, producer and singer hasn’t kept busy. Indeed, just this past…
Crack Bagans? Ghost Stalker Pushes Beloved Mask, Ford Ranger Off Cliff
MOUNT CHARLESTON, NV – Only hours before the series finale of his newest show Deadly Possessions was set to air, ghost hunting guru Zak Bagans could be found about 50 miles northwest of his Las Vegas museum; committing an act…
Clinton, Sanders Point Fingers Over Lousy Park Job
FLINT, MI – Following a heated debate Sunday evening in which Senator Bernie Sanders and former First Lady Hillary Clinton took opposite sides on a number of pressing issues, the pair got into another argument on Monday afternoon over a…
Zak Bagans Interrupts Wedding to Proclaim Love to Air Mask
Las Vegas, Nevada – Only hours before the newest episode of the long-running spook catching show, Ghost Adventures, was set to air on Saturday, the leading paranormal expert, Zak Bagans, made an announcement that he described afterwards as a “ghost…
Til Death Hairdo Us Part: Trump’s Hair Speaks at Condom Conference
Warren, Michigan – Donald Trump’s body may no longer be a living entity, but his hair, a combination of locks, tresses and curls, continues to carry on the great legacy of the man who will forever be known as the…
Donald Trump Dead
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi delivered a devastating blow to the Republican Party Monday afternoon by defeating leading Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, in a fierce game of Battleship that ended with Pelosi sinking Trump’s aircraft carrier. With a call of…
Coca-Cola Resurrects 1889 Advertising Campaign by Adding Coke
ATLANTA, GA – Every fan of Coca-Cola was jumping with joy on Friday morning as the beverage behemoth’s first round of new TV ads hit the airwaves featuring a new message intended to boost sales of its beverages, which have…
Weird Al Sings Love-Lorne Rhapsody
NEW YORK CITY – Weird Al Yankovic is respected worldwide for his funny and sometimes daring song parodies. The singer has been going strong for over 35 years, but it appears as if he ran into a bit of trouble…
Bruce Jenner Debuts New Film Along with Name
NEW YORK CITY – The world received a double dose of Caitlyn Jenner on Monday as the American culture, fashion and politics magazine, Vanity Fair, released their upcoming cover with Caitlyn sitting on a stool and the man-turned-woman also announced…
Long Lost Photo Reveals Titanic Hit a Wahlberg
NEW YORK CITY – A shocking revelation was made this week when a photograph uncovered in the corner of a dusty attic changed the history behind a catastrophic event that took place on the night of April 14th into the…