Author: Brian White
Oklahoma TV Station “Accidentally” Cuts 38-Minutes from Cosmos Evolution Episode
Last week, controversy erupted when the local FOX affiliate in Oklahoma City allegedly suffered technical difficulties during the only 14-seconds dealing with evolution. Perhaps the Lord moves in ways more mysterious than we’d imagined. Host Neil DeGrasse Tyson explained that…
Weakest Lincoln: Thinkin’ or Not, Napolitano Craps Out
Fox News contributor Judge Andrew Napolitano appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart this week to strut his contrarian cred and ruffle some feathers. Problem is, he was just… plain… wrong. It was great of him to appear on…
Top Glossy News February Stories Announced… Doozies Included
Well, it’s been a crazy month, and traffic has been higher than it has in at least a year, so here are the winners… and yes, there are some surprises in the mix. The first surprise is that reigning champ,…
Creation Museum Sets Stupidly Low Bar w/ Non-Floating Ark
Ken Ham, while unclean in name only, continues to vie valiantly for the creation of a modern day Ark to prove once and for all that the book of Genesis was written as a literal and true historical account. But…
Glossy News Authors: Are You Unable to Login?
I was emailed by three authors having trouble logging in due to our overly aggressive Spam filter. Are you able to login? Shoot me an email either way, if you have a minute. I’ve tweaked the settings to hopefully resolve…
Used Car Dealer Scores 342% Below Scale [Video]
For the first time in history, a used car dealership has earned a score below zero on the Acham-Norbert Dealer Index, and they didn’t just make history, they set a bar too low to ever beat. Spyder and Rocky Krakauer’s…
January 2014 GlossyNews Winners Announced
January GlossyNews Winners Announced We have the best satire staff in the game and it’s with glee I announce the winners of our January contest. There was a delay in the announcement caused by, you know, let’s say “factors.” A…
Comfort Cooking that Won’t Give you a Heart Attack* — Video
Love grilled cheese but don’t care if it tastes like feet? You can have the best of neither world in this GlossyNews exclusive cooking presentation. Really? A sandwich with healthy ingredients that tastes as good as a bacon-wrapped fried chicken…
The Best GlossyNews Stories of December, 2013
We put out $275 in cash prizes for top authors last month, and while nobody beat the top archive stories, we still handed out an additional three cash prizes. We set out three prizes. One for the top-read article, one…
Video: Melamine? Clay? Undercover Hot Dog Factory Exposé Sheds New Light
GLOSSYNEWS.COM – In our first-ever video report, we go behind the scenes at America’s 7th or 8th largest hot dog factory. We see what really goes into one of America’s most infamous foods. What ingredients really go in a tasty…