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Theresa May to Rename Conservative Party ‘National-Socialist Party’
After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me:
Gay Old Party Strikes Again! Auntie Lindsey 2020, the Closet Choice! (Ted Haggard Guest Post)
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Our occasional guest contributor, Ted ‘I Know What You Did Last Night’ Haggard has provided us with one of the saltiest, spiciest lil old hot takes we’ve had in a while here at Glossy News! Enjoy! WOOP…
A “How-To” for Your First Impeachment Party!
WELCOME and CONGRATULATIONS! A party planner for host and guest for the brand new 2019 winter fete: ‘The Impeachment Party!’ So you finally got the invite you were praying for. Now what to do? Dress
Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament.
Wild Animals of America Party Accuses Republicans of Thinking Too Much
Dateline: WASHINGTON—The Wild Animals of America Party began as an offshoot of the GOP, railing against big government for interfering with the divinely ordained inequalities in nature. “Let the natural struggle in the marketplace sort everything out,” said WAA’s founder…
Conservative: It’s What Smart Gays, Blacks and Young Are Voting
Liberal Bastion Americans For Prosperity has a new study out, and it proves what real Americans have known for some time; smart people from all walks of life plan to vote conservative. “[Conservative] is just where it’s at,” said gay,…
Tea Party Winning Big on This; Opposite Day
GlossyNews.com – With incumbent truck-owning senator Scott Brown already behind in exit polls and a slew of other Tea Party favorites flagging in election results, the Tea Party is hailing big victories on this; opposite day. “We’re really glad to…
The Tea Party Fat Lady in the Closet
I once viewed the Tea Party as the Paul Potts of politics, supported by ordinary people a bit rough around the edges, yet capable of great accomplishments. Potts, an unassuming man who sold mobile phones for a living, stood solo…
GOP Considers Rebranding as “Social Tea Party”
Des Moines, IA —GLOSSY NEWS With 2011 barely into its 4th month, House Tea Party Caucus leader Michele Bachmann whipped her Iowa audience into a frenzy over light bulbs, gay marriage and abortion with her stump “Social Conservatism is Physical…
National Tea Party Unwittingly Aligns Itself with California Pot Growers Association
An unlikely partnership has formed between some very conservative-thinking patriots and a group of stoners who could care less about any politics unless, of course, they involve the legalization of marijuana. How it happened, no one is really certain, but…