Year: 2019
“CRIME ISN’T A COLLUSION!” Trump & Giuliani Defend Bolsonaro Assassination Epidemic!
WHO IS BEHIND THE EPIDEMIC OF MISSING JOURNALISTS IN BRAZIL?! The mainstream media are blaming their country’s new leader, Jair Bolsonaro. Alleging that the mysterious disappearances have been directly commissioned, Putin-style, by the flamboyantly irritable Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, the…
Libertarians & GOP Demand MASS REVOLT Against UN Human Trafficking Laws!
HOW IS MUCH IS ONE LIFE REALLY WORTH?! Well, I guess we’re about to find out! Republicans and the Libertarian Party have staged a mass revolt against the UN 2019 human trafficking report. The Executive Director for the United Nations…
Scientists Discover World’s First Solid Rainbow!
Image source: Pixabay Scientists have long been of the consensus that the technicolour semi-circles that often appear in the sky during times of precipitation are nothing more than refractions of light off raindrops. But now all those years of research…
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THE MEANING OF LIFE There are only three tasks we have here on earth.To suffer, to grow, and to relieve the suffering of others.Anyone who says otherwise is deceiving you, whether they know it or not. GOOD INTENTIONS ARE NOT…
British Classics: A Look at the 2000 & 1000 Guineas
Even though British horse racing’s most prestigious events have been and gone for 2019, fans will be eagerly anticipating the Classics, which start on Saturday May 4. The Classics are made up of five race meetings with the first two…
BIG OIL OVERJOYED! 10 American Air Force Pilots Hanged for Collateral Damage
CNN, Fox News and MSNBC are currently rejoicing, as a steady torrent of excitable news broadcasts jubilantly proclaim to us all that the long-enduring myth of a ‘lack of accountability’ for American foreign policy is finally dead and buried. How…
How To Constantly Show Your Partner Love And Care
Being in a relationship means showing constant devotion and effort to prove your feelings to the partner. Once both sides of a love affair are getting tired of working on their story, things are extremely unlikely to outgrow into a…
Welcome to Fantasy Baseball 2019
Nearly 20 million people play fantasy baseball, but there’s something about it that I don’t get. It’s probably the word “fantasy.” In fantasy baseball, people compete as team owners by drafting a roster of current players from different Major League…
Charlize Theron is “Shockingly Available“ & Waiting For Someone To “Step Up” & Ask Her Out On A Date – YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!
Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions and one of the finest actresses of her time states that she can’t…
DOWN WITH HATE SPEECH! Bipartisan Bill Finally Makes US Corporations Protected Class
The notoriously divided America of today has many disputes and disagreements, whether it be border security, the climate crisis or social media conflict by liberal snowflakes and conservative trolls. But if there’s one thing the Republican and Democrats can agree…