Posted in Politics War Zone

Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair

Recently, we discussed a leaked Syrian intel document. It turns out that the UK government and the Tony Blair Faith Foundation have all been identified as violent extremists. However, notable champagne socialist and latte liberal rag Salon objects strongly to…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Syrian Intel Identify UK Gov, Tony Blair Charity as ‘Violent Extremists’

Syrian is currently in the middle of a fairly brutal and bloody civil war. And yet, Syrian intelligence have still managed to find the time to pompously moralize and point the finger at some of the innumerable vicious and dangerous…

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Posted in Top Stories

Contribute to this Hilarious New Satire Book: The Vast Right-Wing Dictionary

Is there a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy? Maybe, maybe not. There is certainly a Vast Right-Wing Dictionary, though! But help is needed… Can you help give definitions of words that satirize and parody right-wing understandings of them? Before you ask, yes…

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Posted in Politics

American Voter Turnout Shrinks to Six People in 2028

In the year 2028, voter turnout fell in the United States to such an extent that only six people voted in that year’s presidential election. The winner, Republican Lee Dumbluck, received three of the six votes, while the Democrat received…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Following Weed Legalization, Trump Tries to Cede Maine to Canada – Trudeau Confounded

President-select Donald Trump, in a presidential huff of not-my-jobbery, quickly fled to Mar-a-Lago in Florida, as the right to consume recreational Marijuana was heating up in the King Lobster State of Maine. “I think it’s important for states to decide…

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Posted in Making Headlines Politics

Russian Intelligence Operative Reveals why Putin Helped Elect Donald Trump

Dateline: MOSCOW—Russian intelligence operative admits to meeting with Donald Trump and with members of his inner circle during the 2016 presidential campaign, to explain to the Americans that Putin wanted Trump to beat Hillary Clinton because Trump is a colossal…

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Posted in Education

Politicians, Pundits and Pursuers of Poontang

I wanted to learn a second language. There are approximately 6,900 of them out there to choose from and I couldn’t decide which one to spend my time on.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Who are Really Stigmatizing Legal Migrants? It’s the Apologists for Illegal Immigration.

If Leo Strauss were with us today, he’d add Reductio ad Trumpium to his Reduction ad Hitlerum.

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Posted in Crime

The United States Successfully Imprisons All of its Citizens

  In the year 2024, the United States perfected its prison industry by imprisoning all of its citizens, including the judges, lawyers, and police. Trials thereafter occurred within prison cells, as did all other business and family matters.

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Posted in Education Video News

Sneak Peek at our “How it’s Really Made” feature film

First look at our mockumentary featurette about Bobby Joe H. Jr. Jr., the narrator of all our “How It’s REALLY Made” edutainment videos. The full playlist is available on YouTube. 4K/UHD Principle photography is already finished, and we’re now editing…

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