Year: 2017
Chapter 3: Waiting for the Messiah (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume l)
The raincoat dripped. His forehead dripped. Every last atom of body and soul; soaked to the marrow.
Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
Saul Friedman paced anxiously around his office.
Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
America was founded upon a dream. Oh my God, Senator Bubble!
3rd Preview of Bobby-Joe The Movie (Exclusive)
Preview of the upcoming “How Bobby Joe REALLY Do” Documentary. This is the third preview, but the first with more characters included. Let me know what you think, guys! Yes, it’s still rough. It has yet to be color corrected…
Author of “How to Be A Success” Guides Dies a Dismal Failure
Kilroy Kovacs, prolific publisher of the popular “How to Be a Success” guides, has been found dead in his car outside of Peculiar, Missouri. Cause of death has not been determined. Kovacs was the author of two dozen “How to…
Man Unable to Apply a Lifetime’s Research into Self-Improvement, Dies Wholly Unsuccessful in Life
Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—A connoisseur of self-help books has died alone and impoverished after having spent years locked in his apartment, practicing to be a better person. Albert Dunderhead had an impressive collection of self-help manuals, as attested by the…
(Memes) We Have to Do Something to Accommodate the Male Community: What do They Really Want?
Next time you see a man defending rape/warmongering/niqab/pimping/porn/religious extremism of ANY kind, remind him that he belongs to the ‘Male Community,’ and ask him how his safe space is going. If men start getting referred to via patronizing faux-leftie metropolitan…
(Meme) The Marxist Gayssot Law: France’s Greatest Gift to the Nazi Community?
Everyone knows historical negationism laws like the Marxist Gayssot Laws are authoritarian and anti-speech. This certain fact is a ‘sky is blue’ kind of thing which is self-evidently not open to debate. But here’s a more challenging question:
Jihadist Anti-Jokes
Sinners of the World Unite! A Jew, and Christian and an atheist walk into a bar. How devious are the wiles of Satan, that all kafrs can agree that alcohol is permissible! Wasting Your Time A priest, a rabbi and…
Obama Urges Americans to Arm Themselves: Gun Sales Finally Plummet
Conspicuously less-violent-than-Dubya former President and achingly photogenic satsuma-baiter Barack Obama has recently sounded a stirring clarion call for an imperilled America. Obama resoundingly and uncompromisingly warns: