Sinners of the World Unite!
A Jew, and Christian and an atheist walk into a bar.
How devious are the wiles of Satan, that all kafrs can agree that alcohol is permissible!
Wasting Your Time
A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk are playing golf.
How saddening it is, that the debauched and depraved people of the book cannot understand that the pleasures of this world are fleeting, and the world to come is forever!
Whores Must Perish
Fatima? What is your mahram doing, are they not with you?
Remember to bring your mahram with you. I do not consort with unaccompanied, impious specimens of the female community.
Playing Chicken is Mere Idleness
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Truly, the will of Allah is inscrutable. Better not to ask such idle questions concerning the wonders of his creation. Prayer is superior to the idleness of unenlightened curiosity.