Year: 2017

Few were surprised when, in a recent RTE poll, Michael Collins was voted best ever Fine Gael man. Indeed, it appears that many Irish people consider Collins a great man; perhaps even better than such leading lights of the party…

Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate…

A lesbian Muslim from Bradford has just been arrested by the Hate Police for not being a “real Muslim.” Champagne socialists all over the country threw up their hands in horror to see the following hideous rant:

Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby

WASHINGTON – “Trump is Putin’s bitch,” read several signs in the crowd. A liberal umbrella group called the Coalition for an Integrated America (CIA) held a rally yesterday in Lafayette Square near the White House, protesting Donald Trump’s existence, and…

Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid. The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies…

Soho is a nice place to relax and let it all hang out. My heart was almost (but not quite) in my mouth, when I carelessly bumped bums with Don Augusto, outside an august leisure establishment, somewhere near-ish o’ Oxford…

Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty.

The Southern Poverty Law Center has been at the forefront of many important agendas of American civic life, for quite some time. The poor, the Southern and most of all, the legalistic, have all sought shelter under the wings of…