Posted in Biz News

Moving to a New Location Without Stress is Possible!

Moving can become quite a pleasant experience if you outsource it. It is equally true for commercial, residential or long distance relocation. Top Quality Moving provides all of the above mentioned services. You will not be disappointed  by quality or…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!

Hi everyone! Just a quick reminder about our Glossy News Kickstarter. We’ve had some unbelievably generous patrons so far, but we’ve still got a good bit to go before we can reach the target for this (sadly!) ‘all or nothing’…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Christmas Meditations: Are Snowflakes Really ‘Special?’

It’s snowing now! The point about snowflakes is not merely that they are unique; this is merely a prejudice of the age. 

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Should You Be Using the Twitter “Mute” Button More Often?

Twitter should be understood as representing the free marketplace of ideas more broadly. Dear normal folk: don’t prostitute yourself to every idiot with a loud and uniformed ‘opinion.’ No need!

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers

Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—After having rebooted all of its hit movies from past decades, Hollywood has finally gotten around to rebooting itself. The schedule for the reboots consists of a long actual list for of movies to be remade for foreign and…

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Posted in Biz News Talky Pictures

5 Spies With More Personality Than Bond

James Bond is probably the most famous spy in the world. He has been at the forefront of world stardom ever since he appeared in the 1962 film Dr No.

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Posted in Education Human Interest

The ‘That’s What You Heard!’ Fallacy: How Postmodernists & SJWs Try to Run Rings Around Rational People

It’s very important not to waste time debating postmodernists; because, like other morally corrupt and nihilistic ideological extremists, they don’t believe in rational argumentation; only rhetoric. Some of them even say so!

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Posted in Talky Pictures Video News

Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries! Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie. That’s…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (2/2)

Here we go! Hope you enjoyed the previous one. You can always follow us on Facebook, to get some more; see the link at the bottom of the page!

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (1/2)

You can always trust Glossy News to be the funniest peddlers of mirth of all, in the entire DISHONEST FAKE NEWS MEDIA As a certain person calls it!

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Posted in Kidz Zone Video News

Bobby Joe’s Funny Christmas Song: “Christmas My Kiddos”

NOTE FROM WALLACE: I’m posting this on behalf of Glossy News supremo Brian K. White! Fans of the Pogues will love this affectionate (not entirely so!) song from his satirical alter ego, Bobby Joe.

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Posted in Top Stories

The Dreaded Dredge: Is there Any Reason for Sifting Through Your Crammed Twitter Inbox?

Twitter is an essential social media platform for many people. But sifting through your crammed inbox can be a dispiriting task.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Sexual Revolution: Yea or Nay?

Sexual revolution? Yea or nay?

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Posted in Politics

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…

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Posted in Top Stories

Avoiding Fuel Poverty: A Serious Guide

OK, so this one is not satirical! Fuel poverty is a big problem in the UK,  USA, India, China, and many other countries. But I’ve actually found a way to balance saving money on heating, with avoiding getting unwell from…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs

Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.

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Posted in World News

Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus

This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it….

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Television

Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy

Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator…

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