Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (2/2)

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Top ISIS Executioner is Militant Vegan

POTUS Blames ‘Radical Alt-Leftist Syrians’ for Rise of ISIS

UK’s NUS ‘Anti-Racism Taskforce’ Caught up in Antisemitism Scandal

New ‘Strong and Stable Syndrome’ Finds its Way into the NHS Handbook

Exclusive Memo Leak: Amazon Avoid Ireland, Cite ‘Lack of Established Culture of Tax-Dodging

Woman Asylum Seekers Traumatized by Serial Manspreaders on the London Tube: “We Might as Well Have Stayed in Syria!”

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