Month: May 2017
The Soviet Union Could Have Been Saved: SJW Fail?
The Soviet Union would actually have survived, if only they could have become Soviet Justice Warriors! Some key hashtags for Soviet Twitter: #NotAllCommies #CommunismIsTheTotalitarianismOfPeace #StopBeingMarxophobic
Delaware Man Masters Martial Arts, Using Only Initial Free Lessons
Dateline: NEW JERSEY—A man from Delaware earned the equivalent of a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, Jiu-jitsu and several other martial arts, by exploiting the free trial first lesson offered by hundreds of martial arts schools across North America.
Republicans & Al-Qaeda face Conundrum of How to Continue their Escalating Evil!
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according…
WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)
CIA had no way of staying afloat Gotta bomb them Syrian warboats Never mind the refugees We blitzin’ them Syrians like Germany We created the Taliban And we’ll drop chlorine o’er a’ the land We got dodgy dossiers and tabloid…
Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie
Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate. Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled: Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls. But…
Excuses for Religious Fundamentalism Also Apply to the Soviet Union
Why do the pure evil bought-and-paid bourgeois MSM only give negative coverage about the Soviet Union? Communism is not monolithic. You’re all essentialists! Anyone who was a true Marxist wouldn’t hurt innocent people. You never get to hear any positive…
Glossy News Ebook Showcase 8: Wallace Runnymede’s ‘Honest Adolph: Volume I’
UPDATE 8 December 2019: Sorry, this book is currently not available online. I will give you more news in the new year! In the meantime, there are these from Wallace (snap up the deals quickly!) and more from our…
Glossy News Book Showcase 7: Chris Worfolk’s ‘Summer on the Horizon’
Four hundred years in the future, humanity is struggling with the impact of climate change.
Humanitarian Gas Chambers and Gulags
If you think warmongering is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an utter moron. If you think peace is a left-wing or a right-wing thing, you are an irredeemable imbecile. If you think foreign policy should be reduced…
Two More Glossy News Book Showcases Coming Up
Tomorrow, we have two more Glossy News Book Showcases. First, Chris Worfolk’s Eco-Dystopia ‘Summer on the Horizon.’