Month: May 2017
We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.
“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. “Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily…
Secular & Spiritual… Why the Furore, and False Dilemma?
There is a notion going about that people who are robustly secularist, politically speaking, are automatically anti-religion. But ‘religion’ means different things to different people. People can draw spiritual inspiration and strength from religious traditions without believing they are literal…
(Meme): Westboro Baptist Church, America’s Most Flamboyant Social Justice Warriors?
Westboro Baptist Church LOVED identity politics… Especially of the heterosexual kind!
Austrian Burqa Ban: Liberalism Back in Action
This is a good liberal, secular policy that will set similar standards and guarantees of liberty for everyone. In an idea world, you wouldn’t ban clothing. But by this point, the risks of not banning them are greater still.
Jack Black Shows Off New Investment at Furry Convention
SANTA MONICA, CA – Although it’s been quite some time since we last saw Jack Black in a memorable Hollywood role, it doesn’t mean the popular actor, comedian, cat lover, producer and singer hasn’t kept busy. Indeed, just this past…
Satire Bloggers: Don’t Forget About SEO
With great regret, I’ve had to delete the two blogs from the Peace Criminals Project. The project was made up of Neocon Surveillance and Satirical-Industrial Complex; earlier on, there was also Neocon Surveillance Network, which was later folded into Neocon…
President Trump, the Results of Your Psych Eval Are In. We Need to Talk.
Dear President Trump, My name is Dr. Nathan Feingold. I’m Head of Psychiatry at Johns Hopkins Medical Center. Recently, you received a court order to submit to a battery of psychological tests due to widespread concerns by members of your…
Brief Open Letter to All My Fellow Liberal Extremists
Show me a Nazi who deserves a punch, and I will show you someone else who DOESN’T (like Julie Bindel or Peter Tatchell), and who will end up getting punched. I have no love for Nazis like Richard Spencer, but…
(Meme): Authoritarians All Have Something in Common
Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Political Islamists, Christian Dominionists, Myanmarese Buddho-Marxists, Trots, Sparts, Neocons, Humanitarian Interventionists, Scientologists… See the pattern emerging yet? They all seem to think individuals belong to some meaningless abstraction out there which is everything and nothing, and everyone and…
Homeland Security Now Monitoring RPG Freaks
As the late, great George Formby once said: Jihadi choppers and role playing gamers. One is a socially useless gaggle of sexually frustrated virgins with borderline genius tech skills and a devastatingly parasitical porn addiction, the other… Oh wait, did…