Posted in Sports Events Sportsfolk

LeBron breaks the Cleveland curse

Being a sports fan in Cleveland does not make for an easy life, considering the the rollercoaster of emotions the teams from the region have put their supporters through. The Cleveland Browns are renowned for their collapses in the 1980s…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter

[Author’s Note: Glossy News’ Tim Jones was granted an exclusive interview with Donald Trump. He asked the Republican presidential nominee how he could still be running neck and neck with Hillary Clinton despite his repeated instances of inflammatory rhetoric and…

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Posted in Serious Commentary World News

The Remain & Leave Campaigns Have Been Vile. Let’s Move Forward & Get Down to Business

The referendum result has already been known for a while in the UK. The economy has taken a hit, for now. Both sides have behaved appallingly.

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 049 (6-27-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with so much more killer stuff from the show. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….

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Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

Breaking News: USA Votes to Leave North America

(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily by Donald Trump and his…

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Posted in Politics World News

Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)

Hope you had fun the last time! .. Not so much. So, is Red Ken actually trans-racial, and indeed trans-Jewish, after all? Let’s see what me old China has to say. Eh! Tell yer what lad, that’s well nice! Eh!…

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Posted in Politics World News

Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)

Good ol’ Red Ken recently lost his shit here at Glossy News over media accusations of antisemitism. He has also said ‘Technically lad, I might be a Jew meself, eh? Know what Ah mean, mate?!’

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Posted in Sports Sports Events

Joshua plans to unify heavyweight division ahead of Breazeale fight

Ahead of his first title defence of his IBF heavyweight belt, Anthony Joshua has revealed plans to unify the heavyweight division, despite his relative inexperience in the sport. Never lacking in confidence, Joshua believes that he can reach far greater…

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Posted in Serious Commentary World News

The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?

Behind the distortions and exaggerations of both sides, one fact remains unshakable: Europe is not the EU. A ‘stay’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to remain in Europe. A ‘leave’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a…

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Posted in Politics

Referendum Shock Tactics

It started as a Conservative party election promise – if we voted them in, we could have our say on EU membership. Well, we did vote them in and now it’s finally going to happen. On Thursday 23rd May the…

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Posted in Education Human Interest

Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We)

The glorious Fuhrer has brought each one of US peace and stability… Comrade Lenin inspires US all to move forward to win our freedom, under the banner of proletarian scientific socialist Marxist-Leninist thought. But the evil Arab Muslim tyrant Assad is…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 048 (6-20-16) – Roy Zimmerman Edition

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again and this week it’s all about musical satirist Roy Zimmerman! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here…

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Posted in Top Stories World News

Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies

Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/ken-livingstone-faces-music-home-affairs-select-committee/ Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET!…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse

In a recent article, Justin Raimondo of Antiwar.com wrote about notable neocon intellectual and prominent thought-leadership advocate Max Boot’s comments on Trump: apparently, he would prefer to vote for Stalin than Donald Trump. (So, at least he doesn’t believe in so-called ‘moral…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 047 (6-13-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with more great joking around and fun stuff. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here…

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Posted in Human Interest

What Will You Do?

Live your life as though everything you did Was eternally decisive. Live as though the survival and destruction of Daesh and of all Daeshis Depended upon you, and upon you alone.

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)

And the utter soul-destroying horseshit goes on. So, what else do we know about Moderate Daesh? Well, the Moderate Daeshis, just like their fellow MPIs (Moderate Political Islamists) the Muslim Brotherhood, always wear a condom… Even when they are plunging…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (2/3)

The drip-drip-drip of resentful gushing (or at least, the salty current of ‘that’s a bit rich!’-nesses), crabbedly flowing forth from the highly creative and dynamic pen of Dick Cheney continues to swirl and course…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)

A confidential document by former dickwaver-in-chief, uh, dick waver in chief, uh, vice leader, uh, Vice President (as if!) Cheney has recently been uncovered to the world. Well, this one has pretty much rocked all of us here at Glossy…

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Posted in Science

Genetic history mapped: Trump full of Neanderthal DNA

Recently, scientists at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute at Harvard Medical School have analyzed DNA from prehistory, to discover large population shifts ranging from 45,000-7,000 years ago. Scientist David Reich concluded that these changes in prehistoric human populations directly correlate…

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