Month: June 2016
Trump’s Efforts to Lose the Election Continue to Falter
[Author’s Note: Glossy News’ Tim Jones was granted an exclusive interview with Donald Trump. He asked the Republican presidential nominee how he could still be running neck and neck with Hillary Clinton despite his repeated instances of inflammatory rhetoric and…
The Remain & Leave Campaigns Have Been Vile. Let’s Move Forward & Get Down to Business
The referendum result has already been known for a while in the UK. The economy has taken a hit, for now. Both sides have behaved appallingly.
4K Glossy News Podcast 049 (6-27-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with so much more killer stuff from the show. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….
Breaking News: USA Votes to Leave North America
(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily by Donald Trump and his…
Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (2/2)
Hope you had fun the last time! .. Not so much. So, is Red Ken actually trans-racial, and indeed trans-Jewish, after all? Let’s see what me old China has to say. Eh! Tell yer what lad, that’s well nice! Eh!…
Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)
Good ol’ Red Ken recently lost his shit here at Glossy News over media accusations of antisemitism. He has also said ‘Technically lad, I might be a Jew meself, eh? Know what Ah mean, mate?!’
The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?
Behind the distortions and exaggerations of both sides, one fact remains unshakable: Europe is not the EU. A ‘stay’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to remain in Europe. A ‘leave’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a…
Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We)
The glorious Fuhrer has brought each one of US peace and stability… Comrade Lenin inspires US all to move forward to win our freedom, under the banner of proletarian scientific socialist Marxist-Leninist thought. But the evil Arab Muslim tyrant Assad is…
4K Glossy News Podcast 048 (6-20-16) – Roy Zimmerman Edition
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again and this week it’s all about musical satirist Roy Zimmerman! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here…
Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies
Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET! Ah…