Month: July 2015
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (1/3)
Former Trotskyist, aspiring Social Democrat & edgy Westminster parliamentarian Jeremy Corbyn has agreed to have another objective, impartial interview… This time, at notable satire outlet Glossy News. Wallace: So, we’ll play to your strengths first. Jezza: Do I have to? Wallace:…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 9
9/12/2001 – THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED – Part 9 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President,…
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption
The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular and unprofitable even for the town famous for taxing everything possible and then having the money disappear into a great…
Brewer Slams ‘Racist Asian Governments’ on ‘Eurocentric Curriculum’ Bans (2/2)
So, why was Jan Brewer displeased that Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have recently banned ‘divisive and Eurocentric curricula?’ FFS! This is sheer anti-white hatred! Now, you may use whatever words you wish, young man! … Oh wait, a…
Brewer Slams ‘Racist Asian Governments’ on ‘Eurocentric Curriculum’ Bans (1/2)
Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have finally stated that ‘decadent Western capitalist/kafr/woman’ (sic) Jan Brewer of Arizona might be on to something. Yes, they have recently passed draconian laws to prevent ‘divisive’ university studies. Myanmar will not allow any…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (3/3)
Here are the rest of the commandments the Watchtower is graciously bestowing on the followers of Jehovah… In order to facilitate any relatively ethical, accountable and non-abusive uses of the generally satanic and perniciously demonic spiritual technology known as “blood…
Hey, Grab Them Cuban Guys: I Need My Car Fixed
Now that Cuba and the United States are starting to talk to each other again, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship Humphrey Bogart- Claude Rains style. We got the money, they got the raw talent. I’m talking…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (2/3)
Last time: OOF! Well, that was a nice Godly-Gish-sermon to tire you out. Now that you’re on the ropes, I’ll rush through the more embarrassing bit. But what could it possibly be? (Psst! Cryptic and mysteriously recondite hint… READ THE…
The case against marriage equality for left-handed people
It’s time patriotic, flag-waving Americans stand up for our God-given right to oppose any minority group that makes us feel slightly uncomfortable. The time is now to raise arms – and legs – against the moral decay of this once…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (1/3)
Well, it only took me a day to beat The Respect Police! 😛 And to publish my astonishing revelation of the boundless grace, mercy and abhorrently irrational bullshit… That Lord Jehovah (of Watchtower celebrity fame and stardom) dispenses to his…