Year: 2012
Romney Devours ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ In Effort to Win Over Female Voters
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a new and controversial campaign strategy designed to appeal to female voters, Republican nominee Mitt Romney began reading the wildly popular erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Rich Cromwell, a Romney campaign advisor, suggested that while…
Men Hurt By Manly Media Portrayal
A recent survey has shown that men are becoming increasingly annoyed by the way they are being portrayed by the mainstream media. The survey, carried out by the campaign group ‘Men Are Women Too,’ asked over 1,000 participating males how…
The Naked Congressman (Please Won’t You?) Cover-Up
For more than a year, first-term Congressional Representative Kevin Yoder (Republican from Kansas) managed to conceal the fact that he went skinny-dipping in front of twenty other members of Congress, their staff and families, during a trip to Israel. The…
Sean Hannity Accuses Democratic National Convention of Liberal Bias
NEW YORK, NY – As the Democratic National Convention continued in Charlotte Thursday, Fox News presenter and political commentator Sean Hannity accused members of the Democratic Party of displaying liberal bias in the vast majority of its speeches, policies and…
Israeli MK Aryeh Eldad: We’re Willing to Share al-Aqsa
On the heels of the announcement that Israeli Knesset Member Aryeh Eldad had introduced a bill to exclude Muslims from the al-Aqsa Mosque on certain days, I caught up with him as he was testing the latrines of the new…
Formicophilia on the Rise as a Rush of Immigrants Flood the UK
London – (SatireWorld.com) Moogoto Obottu says he doesn’t miss Uganda any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Obuttu gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his…
Liberals Demand Trump Produce Birth Certificate to Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump make his birth certificate public to prove that he is not really a space alien from another planet. Concerns from the United Citizens Group For Raising A Fuss has…
Nervous Republican Intern Suggests Everyone Just Take a Second and Look at the 19th Amendment
WASHINGTON D.C. – Aware of the seeming neglect of women’s rights in various areas of Republican Party policy recently, nervous 22 year-old intern Kevin Tisley suggested to advisers and the wider GOP committee Wednesday that everyone just stop talking for…
Twitter Gets its Trademark Panties in a Twist
Twitter, the site where people chat to each other in 140 characters or less, and which encourages following, has posted a guide on the correct usage of its trademarks. The issue? Most of us can wipe our behinds with it…
Wife Suspects Affair After Sandwich Filling Change
A wife and mother of three grown-up children was left in deep shock yesterday morning after her husband changed his sandwich filling after 12 years. Michigan resident Margaret Beesteak rose to her alarm at 7am, as usual, to find her…