Year: 2012
Was Romney’s Horse on Steroids at the London Olympics?
It’s now less than two months until the 2012 presidential election. The field of candidates has been whittled down to the Final 13. The short list includes several impressive independent candidates, like Robert Burck, better known to New Yorkers as…
Obama Finally Apologizes For Recent Secret Service Hooker Scandal
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After apologizing for just about everything else, President Obama took a few minutes to address the lingering concerns over an apparent lapse in the secret service security detail that ended his recent Columbia trip in a…
Wal-Mart to Reduce Prices to Zero
“We’re all about low prices” took on a new meaning today, as international retail giant Wal-Mart Corporation announced that it would henceforth accept indentured servitude in lieu of cash or credit payment. “It has always been our policy to make…
Romney Promises Back-Cuts If He Wins
Do you remember that kid in elementary school, the one that somehow skated to the front of the line, and then all his friends asked for “cuts”? Mitt Romney is that kid, and he’s ready to allow all his buddies…
V.P. Candidate Paul Ryan’s ‘Perfect Game’ Story Challenged
Janesville, Wisconsin. While attending a Washington National’s baseball game last week, Representative and Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, chosen to throw out the game’s first pitch, told the cheering crowd at Nationals Park that this reminded him of the time…
Fed Announces Major Wealth Creation Plan to Aid Wealthy
U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new plan to stimulate the economy by using public funds to buy up toxic mortgage-backed securities. “Nobody else will buy this crap,” said Bernanke, “so let’s get the American taxpayer to…
Green Party Desperately Trying to Convince Nation It Has Other Policies
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Green Party of The United States is desperately trying to convince supporters of the two main political parties that it does have policies not linked in any way to the environment. Speaking before a Q&A session…
Royal Photo Flap: Prince Charles Banned From Reviewing Troops After Groping Affair
Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down from the Queen that forbids Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain. This is in response to…
Whacking Your Whites White
A washing powder advertisement has been pulled from television after the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) received thousands of complaints from viewers complaining of its ‘violent’ nature. Godfather Powder, ostensibly aimed at mob wives, claims to ‘whack your whites, white’ and…