Month: December 2010
Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment with Nintendo Wii Stations
Chicago, Ill – GlossyNews.com – Chicago’s George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen…
Democratic Terrorists Throw Water On Sarah Palin- She Melts
‘The Dick’ Cheney Gets Starring Role In ‘Dr. Strangelove’ Remake
Dick Cheney returns to the worlds spotlight this week as he appears in his first movie part–reprising the unforgettable Peter Sellers role of Dr. Strangelove in the remake of the Stanley Kubrik movie of the same name. Sellers made cinematic…
On Board The Conquest with the Most Interesting Man in the World
Sunrise was still a few hours away and the sailing ship Conquest still had a bevy of topless and semi-nude young beauties aboard, though smartly covered up now against the cooling breeze blowing across Miami’s Biscayne Bay. The owner/captain Fernando…
Buying Grandkid Toys on Credit Burying Seniors in Debt
More and more seniors are seeing their overall debt to income ratio increase due to the overwhelming urge to buy toys for their grand kids on credit to keep them in their good graces. According to a study, a large…
So. Cal Mystery Missile Tale Takes New Turn
It began with video from a California news helicopter. A rapidly ascending object is seen leaving a con trail against the backdrop of a beautiful sunset, several miles offshore. Rampant speculation followed, amid Pentagon denials of any ‘Area 51’ type…
White House Celebrates as US Reaches 100% Unemployment Milestone
Washington, DC – 52 year old Robert Freed was blind-sided today when he walked into work and found a pink slip taped to his locker. After 23 years as an assemblyman at the GM truck plant in Dearborn Michigan, he…