Posted in Human Interest Kidz Zone

Boy 16, Builds Life-Size Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos

Seattle, Ore. (Glossy News) – Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be…

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Posted in Politics

Sarah Palin Takes Aim at Babs Bush, Fires the Crazy Cannon

It is increasingly clear that establishment Republicans don’t have much love for Ms. Sarah Palin. It is also crystal clear that Sarah Palin couldn’t give…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Kim Jong Il Earns Enhance Nickname ‘Lil Dick’

North Korea’s bombing of a residential district on a South Korean island this past week has the entire world on edge to see what lies…

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Posted in Health Religionism

Mitre Spins as Vatican Does Safety Dance U-Turn

The mother Church of Christendom was roiled this week by excerpts from a new book by Pope Benedict LVMCIII. The book, “Because I said So”…

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Posted in Human Interest

Brutal Shopping Conditions Force Renaming to Black & Blue Friday

Traditionally, the Friday after Thanksgiving in America has always been known as Black Friday. This is a day when stores open their doors in the…

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Posted in Making Headlines

TSA Announces Mass-Hiring of Gropey-Santas

The controversy over the patting down of children has prompted the TSA to hire so-called Santas to help with security. Now children will get to…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees

But An Unforgivable, Atrocious Cardinal Sin For NPR To Fire Williams For Saying That He Was Afraid Of Muslims On Planes.

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Posted in Human Interest

Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween & X-Mas Cartels

The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this year. For many…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Tom Delay Heading To Prison For Political Money Manipulation

GOP claims that under new laws it is business as usual.

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Posted in Politics

Forget Green, “Blue” Group Mounts Tea Party Challenge

CINCINNATI, Ohio (Glossy News) — Flush with recent success, the loosely organized AstroTurf Tea Party movement already faces a threat to its new-found power from…

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