Month: November 2010
Boy 16, Builds Life-Size Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos
Seattle, Ore. (Glossy News) – Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed. A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on…
Sarah Palin Takes Aim at Babs Bush, Fires the Crazy Cannon
It is increasingly clear that establishment Republicans don’t have much love for Ms. Sarah Palin. It is also crystal clear that Sarah Palin couldn’t give two rat’s asses if they do or not. In fact, she is going out of…
Kim Jong Il Earns Enhance Nickname ‘Lil Dick’
North Korea’s bombing of a residential district on a South Korean island this past week has the entire world on edge to see what lies ahead. The United States is already responding to the threat while holding talks with China…
Mitre Spins as Vatican Does Safety Dance U-Turn
The mother Church of Christendom was roiled this week by excerpts from a new book by Pope Benedict LVMCIII. The book, “Because I said So” has stirred controversy due to several passages wherein the Pontiff clarifies condom use. Somewhere in…
Brutal Shopping Conditions Force Renaming to Black & Blue Friday
Traditionally, the Friday after Thanksgiving in America has always been known as Black Friday. This is a day when stores open their doors in the wee hours of the morning and offer the deepest discounts on popular items to give…
TSA Announces Mass-Hiring of Gropey-Santas
The controversy over the patting down of children has prompted the TSA to hire so-called Santas to help with security. Now children will get to sit on Santa’s lap, and he’ll find out if they’ve been naughty, nice or have…
Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees
But An Unforgivable, Atrocious Cardinal Sin For NPR To Fire Williams For Saying That He Was Afraid Of Muslims On Planes.
Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween & X-Mas Cartels
The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this year. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recognizable by…
Tom Delay Heading To Prison For Political Money Manipulation
GOP claims that under new laws it is business as usual.
Forget Green, “Blue” Group Mounts Tea Party Challenge
CINCINNATI, Ohio (Glossy News) — Flush with recent success, the loosely organized AstroTurf Tea Party movement already faces a threat to its new-found power from an unexpected source. While some political analysts call the group a predictable splintering, others term…