Posted in Serious Commentary

2000 Years of Evolution of the Western Political Philosophy

2000 Years of evolution of Western Political Philosophy, continuing to shape our present-day, conflicting, political ideologies… Our present political and social conflicting ideologies, (including the ideas fought for during the Cold War) goes way back, thousands of years — no…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Adam Lambert in New York: So Many Jingle Balls, So Little Time

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Posted in Politics

London City Targets ‘Lycra Lout’ Cyclists

Rogue cyclists who flout the law while riding haphazardly along the gilded byways of London are to be re-classified as ‘domestic terrorists’ and fined by Westminster Council under plans to crackdown on called “Lycra louts” – with rumours abounding that…

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Posted in Making Headlines

“Cash for Cockers” Channels Billions to Beleagured Spaniel Industry

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Posted in Politics

House GOP Deny Irrelevancy: “Bull Nipples Would be VERY Useful”

Washington, DC: Congressional Republicans reacted angrily today at accusations of abject incompetence and political irrelevance from both within and outside the party. Republican leaders denied their perceived lack of any direction for the country in terms of ideas or policies…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Nevada’s Chicken Ranch Putting Roosters in the Hen House

Due to new testing methods recently developed to test men’s peckers for STD’s, male prostitutes are slated to join in the chicken dance at brothels across rural Nevada. The owner of the first ranch to offer men up to clients…

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Posted in Health

Woman Blames Glenn Beck Show for Aging Prematurely

Shelley Saround began noticing her hair going gray about a year ago at the age of 23. In just a few short months, she went from having a head of luxurious dark brown hair to looking like Grandmama on the…

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Posted in War Zone

Osama’s Cave Getting Too Crowded

(Information received by word of mouth via the north Pakistan grapevine) Osama bin Laden’s cave has become crowded beyond capacity due to President Obama’s decision to send an additional 30,000 US troops to Afghanistan. Every Taliban member not busy committing…

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Posted in Human Interest Strange People

Crematorium Imposes Fatties Ban

The relatives of a 40-stone (254 kg) man from Scumerset informed a reporter for the Mass Graves Gazette that the undertaker had advised them the deceased’s body was too heavy for cremation. Frank McGrunt, a 95-year old former meat pie…

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Posted in Human Interest Travel

Famously Tall Playground Delights Children, Actuarials

In the heart of the coolest part of Missoula, Montana, and I assure you such a place can and does exist, is a playground park like no other I’ve ever seen. When I say it’s the tallest playground ever, I…

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