Category: World News
DUP Unveils NI Brexit Strategy: Built Fleet of Unsinkable Ships at Harland & Wolff
The DUP have finally revealed their Brexit strategy.
Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars
Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly progressive liberal gender measure.
Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers
The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) has revealed that it is investigating nearly five hundred UK farms. All the investigations relate to the illegal claiming of EU farm subsidies.
Germans Horrified as Anti-Defamation League Nutters (ADL) Win 13% of German Parliamentary Seats
Germans have been left swooning after controversial fringe organization the ADL (Anti-Defamation League) won 13% of the seats in last night’s German election.
Naz Shah: “Armenian Genocide Victims Should Shut Up, for the Sake of European Solidarity”
After her various ‘Shut Up’ gaffes, accident-prone Galloway-baiter and confused champagne socialist Naz Shah has now caused a minor upset to victims of the Armenian Genocide.
Fears Grow Of Intensified North Korean Cyber-Terrorism
An internationally respected think-tank has predicted an increase in North Korean sponsored cyber-terrorism.
Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’
Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia… By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State.
Donald Trump Blames ‘Divisive Alt-Left Troublemakers’ for Nazi Atrocities
Hot on the heels of his recent condemnation of the Alt-Left’s perceived role in Charlottesville, crossed-dressed statues and (via Comrade Saruman) the great Minas Tirith massacre in Tolkien’s equally imaginary fantasy fairyland of Gondor… The Donald is now playing a…
Britain’s NHS Offers Free Racial Reassignment Surgery to Transracial Community
Following the pioneering path charted by Rachel Dolezal, the UK’s Transracial Community are finally emerging from the shadows, into the full light of day. The steadily-growing and increasingly vocal Transracial lobby in the UK are now making full-throated demands for…