Category: Politics
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)
And the utter soul-destroying horseshit goes on. So, what else do we know about Moderate Daesh? Well, the Moderate Daeshis, just like their fellow MPIs (Moderate Political Islamists) the Muslim Brotherhood, always wear a condom… Even when they are plunging…
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (2/3)
The drip-drip-drip of resentful gushing (or at least, the salty current of ‘that’s a bit rich!’-nesses), crabbedly flowing forth from the highly creative and dynamic pen of Dick Cheney continues to swirl and course…
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)
A confidential document by former dickwaver-in-chief, uh, dick waver in chief, uh, vice leader, uh, Vice President (as if!) Cheney has recently been uncovered to the world. Well, this one has pretty much rocked all of us here at Glossy…
Donald Trump Generator Is as Infallible as Trump Himself
Recently, leading scientists have invented a Donald Trump Generator that is 100% indistinguishable from the ‘real’ thing! See the follow excerpt, to see just how real the merely robotic, mindless and mind-numbing repetitive ramblings of this kitschy, cheap-ass imitation of the Trump…
Leaked TTIP Treaty: U.S. Must Win the Eurovision Song Contest
AMSTERDAM – According to secret terms of the TTIP treaty, recently leaked by Greenpeace Netherlands, the U.S. must finally be allowed to enter the Eurovision Song Contest. “Excluding the U.S. from the Eurovision Song Contest is a clear violation of…
Radical Marxist Ideologue IDS Threatens to Smash the ‘Bourgeois Treasury’
Radical moderate-political-Tory-ist and overgrown Trotskyite hooligan Iain Duncan Smith has finally rediscovered his radical roots. Frustrated with the petit-bourgeois false consciousness of the ideologically conditioned intellectuals (i.e. recent graduates!) in the civil service, he has threatened to smash, uh, ‘break…
2020 Vision: UK Election Prediction
Time to look back at an old piece of mine, and think about whether it’s just all about ‘way back then.’ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201505110348/london-riots-who-are-the-real-orwellians/ In scenes mirroring the previous general election, raving hordes of self-righteous middle-class career decents have taken to the…
Cruz & Khameini Gush: ‘End Big Privacy, Before You Get What’s Comin’ To Ya’
Ted Cruz has recently given stuck it to the man over our trembling, weak-kneed bending over for the nefarious forces of Big Privacy. His Most Exalted More True-Believe-ier Than Trumpness flashily remarks: The war on surveillance is motivated purely by…
Devastating Campaign Trail Interview: Hillary ‘Misspeaks’ Over Links to Wall Street
Hillary Clinton is renowned for her talents in the highly competitive artistic fields of evasive and equivocal rhetoricmongering. How did she react recently when I grilled her about her ties to Wall Street? Wall Street? Uh, excuse me, but we’re…
US: ISIS Must Sign TTIP “Or Else…”
WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudice. All options are on the table!” “Terrorist…