Posted in Health Politics

GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!

Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day

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Washington
Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

FUTURE TRUMP TWEETS!

Libraries are a major place for the fake media to place their destructive materials. After all, the very word “Library” begins with “lie.” Something to think about. I am smarter and know more than all our Intelligence Agencies. That fact…

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Posted in Politics Travel

Trump to Demolish ‘Grotesque, Ugly, Pointless Eyesore’ RUSHMORE & Replace With Something BETTER!

History is bunk, as Henry Ford says. Maybe that’s why Trump wants to ‘Repeal and Replace.’ After centuries of pointlessly encumbering the tremendous as yet unexploited and unredeemed fracking landscape of South Dakota, Mount Rushmore’s 4 “Totally fake, totally overrated,…

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Presidents
Posted in Politics

Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election!

What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don’t have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don’t have to…

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SCOTUS
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Supreme Court CHEAT SHEET: What Would it Take to Save Roe v Wade?

The whole topic of the future of Roe Vs Wade can seem pretty convoluted… So I’m going to give a factual, objective, unpolemical causal account in just a few short paragraphs about how likely Roe Vs Wade is to either…

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Sanders 2016 2020
Posted in Music Politics

Clinton SELF-OWNS in Catastrophic Pro Bo Biddley / Anti Bernie Parody!

Well, never one for staying out of the limelight, blonde haired blue eyed Goddess of War and highly prolific celebrity thinky-speaker Hillary ‘Honest Hillary’ Rodham Clinton has now done a stunning Bo Diddley parody that is sure to end all…

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Russia
Posted in Crime Politics

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians & the Price They Paid!

Robert Hanssen In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest of his life for selling U.S. classified documents to the Russians. His is considered to be one of the worst breaches of U.S. intelligence ever. Federal Bureau of Investigation….

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary World News

SCAM ALERT! ‘Pro Religious’ Politicians are NOT a Friend to Religious People!

The dangers of reactionary overshoot: do self-styled populist and conservative politicians who ‘love God’ really want to help religious people?

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Mike Bloomberg 2020
Posted in Politics

“ABSOLUTE SLANDER!” Bloomberg EXPLODES at DNC Bribery “LIES!”

Big Mac Bootieshaker and New York Neo-Donaldista Michael ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg has gone full ‘FAKE NEWS FRENZY’ on the a$$ of CNN, after said well-beloved Fox News knock-offs and reality fan fic merchants raised some unbelievably degrading allegations that are…

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Posted in Politics World News

WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…

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