Category: Top Stories
Hundreds of Slaves Rescued from IKEA Mines in Svooolsbaaard Mountains
In a sunrise raid in Sweden, which in fairness is about 4 hours long this time of year, UNPOL officers (not to be confused with Unipol) rescued dozens of blonde teenagers from the IKEA mines (not to be confused with…
Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)
I was walking down to Waitrose When out the corner of my eye She said I’ve never seen a pleb Who looks so unenlightened Join me and Jez, so that the workers can be free?
Classic Flashbacks: Some of Brian’s Best Videos!
Ben Carson has some peculiar views… Airbnb are a controversial company. Some have even gone to far as to speak of “dubious, unregulated business practices.” You can decide for yourself. Either way, for the pun alone, this is one of…
Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One
The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides. Wow! What an amazing find!
Neo-Nazis Condemn ‘Rothschild Media Lies’ About Hitler Facebook Gaffe
Hitler was added to this group in error. Hitler strongly condemns antisemitism, and all other forms of racism, particularly against the pure Aryan race.
How Does Casino Design Affect Success?
First impressions count for a lot. The biggest retail brands spend millions each year just to make sure the front of their stores, and the layout behind them, is geared towards impressing and often amazing customers. To give an idea…
The Supreme Court Vote Shouts It Out: Guns ARE People!
In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope to…
Baseball’s Greatest Dicks
Spring is here, a time when young men’s fancies turn to begging their parents not to make them play Little League. Baseball has become one of the least popular sports among kids these days, dropping below competitive standing. However, to…
Four Fun Facts About U.S. Presidents
It wasn’t that long ago that America had presidents, individuals elected by the people to lead the nation. It was a fairly successful system of government while it lasted, but it wasn’t perfect.
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far
Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings