Posted in Entertainment Politics

Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!

In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…

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Posted in Health Politics World News

Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”

After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.

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Posted in Internets Tubes Top Stories

Digital Marketing in South Africa: A Short Guide for Beginners

Digital marketing is the way businesses today position themselves in front of ideal customers. As a beginner, you need to learn how to make the right offer at the right time to the right audience and in the right place….

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Posted in Top Stories

“Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” (Chapter Four: Wild Life)

More from Anthony Rhody’s book serial: “Does This Stress Make Me Look Fat?” It’s a fact. My most recent dog loved cantaloupe and honeydew. He was a “melancholy.” I wonder what percentage of German shepherds are antisemitic. I wonder if,…

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Posted in Health World News

Corona Madness Round Up (Cos We Ain’t Had Enough Reality Satire!)

“Shit” 4 Brains Apocalypse! First of all, we’ll start off with the biggest (and scarcest) arsewipes in the world… HOARDERs! I mean like WTF normies?! Man up normies an’ wipe yer damn arse yerself! Anyone else notice that when you…

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Posted in Biz News

The Dangers of Making Outlandish Predictions to Get Attention

Cryptocurrency exists to enable us to conveniently make payments online, across borders, without having to bother about a third party gaining control over our whole transactional process. Nowadays, people use Bitcoin for all kinds of transactions, from purchasing online items…

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Posted in Top Stories

Important News for Our Readers, Writers & Advertisers!

As Glossy News Satire is not the biggest publication out there (YET!) 😉 It’s really rather important for us to constantly strive to boost site income. Not only my personal income, but that of the boss and his family, are…

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Posted in Serious Commentary Society

The War on ‘Flag Wavers’ is a White Supremacist Agenda

If you believe everything you hear, ‘flag waving’ and ‘patriotism’ are the root of all evil. But actually, such a view is itself founded upon white supremacy. One thing that was noticed by one of my favorite writers a long…

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Posted in Health Politics

GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!

Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day

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Posted in Top Stories

What’s in Store for Glossy News Satire Fans This Week?

Take a break from the Corona Chaos! Among many other delights for you, Glossy News Satire are bringing you: Even more instalments of Anthony Rhody’s book, ‘Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Favorite his profile here, and check out…

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