Category: War Zone
Little-Known Democrat Cover-Up Finally Unearthed: John Kerry Nuked the Onion!
A little known scandal from the Obama administration has recently surfaced: And it’s not an imaginary wiretap! (Or even a non-imaginary one).
Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism
Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:
NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner.
CIA Hymnbook: Government Beatitudes (VII)
Blessed are the poor in Syria, For our planes shall hurl down hellfire. Blessed are those in Mosul, For they shall be cremated.
CIA Hymnbook (VI): Satanic Psalm 23 (The Government’s my Saviour)
1 The government’s my saviour; I shall not dissent. 2 He telleth me lies of great imposture; he swiftly stealeth from me, yet still he launders.
CIA Hymnbook (V): Sanctus, Benedictus
God is great; and we all know and agree that the Government is the Greatest God of All! So here’s a hymn to their humble servants.
Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say
WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…
John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS
Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?
Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby