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CIA Hymnbook (V): Sanctus, Benedictus

CIA Hymnbook (V): Sanctus, Benedictus

God is great; and we all know and agree that the Government is the Greatest God of All!

So here’s a hymn to their humble servants.

Holey, holey, holey,

Lords of graft almighty!

Kabul and Iraq are full of the roaring

Of our illegal bombs.

The blowback will excel me!

Bombers are they who come in the name of the government.

Helmand and Aleppo are full of gore

And long-dead men.


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By chripell from Friuli, Italy – Attacco al TriglavUploaded by sporti, CC BY-SA 2.0, Link


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