God is great; and we all know and agree that the Government is the Greatest God of All!
So here’s a hymn to their humble servants.
Holey, holey, holey,
Lords of graft almighty!
Kabul and Iraq are full of the roaring
Of our illegal bombs.
The blowback will excel me!
Bombers are they who come in the name of the government.
Helmand and Aleppo are full of gore
And long-dead men.