American Freedom
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!

CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’ Thunder flickered in the distance. The storm was over. Or so she hoped….

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Posted in Society Top Stories

REVOLUTION! (By Richard Seltzer)

Once there was a kingdom where the farmers were unhappy, the tradesmen were unhappy, the soldiers were unhappy, and even the king himself was unhappy. The farmers blamed it on the tradesmen. The tradesmen blamed it on the soldiers. The…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Top Stories

Partisan Significance

The system’s broke, Nobody’s interested in fixing it. What a fucking joke, They’re either sycophants or hypocrites. The vitriol you spoke, Evoked partisan belligerence. Highlighting our differences Driving a wedge in between.

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Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial Society Travel

Welcome to Portland

[The following is a message from the Portland, Oregon Visitors’ Bureau.] Welcome to Portland, Oregon, America’s Most Liberal City. If you’re planning to spend a few days in the Rose City, we at the Portland Visitor’s Bureau would like to…

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Appalachian Road Trip – THE SEQUEL!!!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: The Rover returns! Long-serving, long-suffering Glossy News humorist rfreed recently went on a road trip in the Appalachian mountains, and posted some memes about it.

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say

WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…

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Posted in Society

China Officially Adopts Infantilized America in 2047

Dateline: PLAYGROUND 307, Year 2051—The eight hundred remaining adults in the United States are increasingly asking how the Age of Reason become the Age of Babies. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!Donald J. Trump- Just The Enema…

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America Still Greatest Democracy in the World – CNN Poll

ATLANTA – A recent CNN poll of American citizens found that a solid majority (92%) believes that “the United States of America is still the greatest democracy in the world.” Most poll respondents were clearly favorable toward American democracy. Their…

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