Tag: Putin
Our All-Hearing Drone Succeeds Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!
Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drone has this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to…
SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un’s Hot Date In Vladivostok.
Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent…
Somewhere In The Kremlin
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here’ s a great cartoon from rfreed! What would a Kremlin troublemaker do?
Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past
He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened…
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential & Pundit Political Poetry!
Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns Also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, To catch a live one who thought her a cutie.
The Trump Legacy- An Endless Source Of Meme Material
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Veteran Glossy News writer rfreed with some funny new memes! Please send our memes, cartoons, parodies, pastiches and other funny stuff to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Do like our page as well! www.facebook.com/glossynews
The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’
Our national beloved-love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand (as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate them for you!) is ‘POTUS’ –…
WHAT?! Putin Accuses UK Gov Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow
The Kremlin has angrily accused the British Government of assassinating an ex-MI6 double agent, resident in Moscow. Alexei Smithski was crushed to death last week when a large, trapezoidal, cast iron weight, labelled ‘10 Tons’ fell on his head. Moscow…
MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”
The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…
Wallace’s Swiftian Valentine’s Wishes ;)
My most heartfelt and ‘sincere’ Valentine’s Wishes to all! Wallace I admire Frau Merkel, she’s stronger than Wagner, but her political allies tend to hang out with bankers! L Ron is my spaceman, will you play with my rocket? I’d…