Tag: labour party
UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest
Obsessive marrow pickler and underrated one-man Arthur Steptoe tribute act Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn wants the entire UK (and world!) to know that he won, you lost, and you’d better bloody well suck it up, arite?!
UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!
Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…
Who Said it First? Hamas or Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party? (Get the Answers Tomorrow!)
The Labour Antisemitism debacle rumbles on. Often, it’s impossible to distinguish speech characteristic of left wing, right wing and Islamic antisemism. So, how many of the following can you get right??????? 1. What Hamas and the Palestinian people are doing…
Don’t Let the Radical Socialist Corbyn Get his Reichstag Fire!
Jeremy Corbyn wants Brexit to be his Reichstag Fire. Be careful! Don’t let your desperation for regaining our freedom blind to the danger he poses our people. Anyone who votes for a representative of antisemitism is an accomplice in his…
Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”
After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites…
Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)
I was walking down to Waitrose When out the corner of my eye She said I’ve never seen a pleb Who looks so unenlightened Join me and Jez, so that the workers can be free?
Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said:
Is Comrade Corbyn Too Extreme… Or Not Extreme Enough?
I often think of Comrade Corbyn as Blair 2.0. He hasn’t brought anything new of substance.
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)
Did you enjoy Part 1??? 1 And just as [they] seek to divide humanity in hate, so we have to unify it around an idea. 2. When he decides, he divides. 3. In the life of nations, what in the…
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)
Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…