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BIDEN NIXES $2000 STIMULUS
CHECKS; TELLS CONCERNED
AMERICANS TO BUY
DOGECOIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A couple weeks into a new administration, we’ve already had some sweeping changes take place in our nation’s capital. Since being sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden has been quite busy….

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Biden Offers Trump Cabinet Post as Beppo The Clown

In a bid to unite a divided America President Elect Joe Biden has stretched out the hand of reconciliation to the Republicans and Trump’s loyal supporter base by offering the outgoing president a place in his new administration. However, the…

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Biden to ‘Ride Trump Lion’ to Inauguration

In a surprisingly politically insensitive move, President Elect Joe Biden has announced that he is to go to his inauguration ceremony next January riding a lion that has been fitted with a prosthetic latex mask of ex-US president (we all…

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10am, Albuquerque: In a move likely to lead to mass shootings within the US Postal service, a record 743 million Americans have already mailed in their ballots ahead of the November presidential election. “743 million is an odd number, so it’s obviously all…

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Trump Claims NYT Op-Eds Unfair

Washington, DC (NYT) A frustrated President Trump apparently unloaded on his advisors that the “Failing” New York Times recent publication of quite erudite Op-Eds by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders is not fair. He was heard to lament, “my speciality…

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Clinton SELF-OWNS in Catastrophic Pro Bo Biddley / Anti Bernie Parody!

Well, never one for staying out of the limelight, blonde haired blue eyed Goddess of War and highly prolific celebrity thinky-speaker Hillary ‘Honest Hillary’ Rodham Clinton has now done a stunning Bo Diddley parody that is sure to end all…

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Trump & Biden Fans Provide Amazing Tinder Guide for Pros!

Unhinged randy Kool Aid bandits Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden have decided to bury their proverbial/Freudian hatchets, although probably not in each others backs at least! Here is their hysterically intelligent and flamboyantly hi-energy guide to Tinder seduction. No…

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