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Mueller and Trump: Partners in Crime
CONGRESSMAN GIRLYMAN: Mr. Mueller, thank you for appearing before this congressional committee. We gather from William Barr’s summary of your report that you didn’t find sufficient evidence to prove at trial that President Trump had obstructed justice or that he…
Blond President Jokes
What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s.
Trump’s Most Harebrained Policy Suggestions Yet!
Straight outa Twitter! 1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!
Donald Trump Never Said That! DEAL WITH IT!
Donald Trump has recently ‘refuted’ allegations that he didn’t not say what you didn’t already know he didn’t say.
Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster
NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.
Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader
Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain.
God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations
Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’ Same, of course for Tony Blair! But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God.
Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump
WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former…
Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (2/2)
Last time: TRUMP: The Jews! Incredible. The Jews control Israel. Unbelievable. Believe me, this is yuuuge. JAKE TAPPER: OK, I’m buying it. But what about some of our more sceptical viewers out there? What’s your message for them? The story…