Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’
Same, of course for Tony Blair!
But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God.
Man! I must have been really off my tits on the Mount Kailash moonshine, when I decided to give a private revelation to George ‘n’ Tony; of all the bigoted, superstitious assholes in the world! Sorry, but sometimes, when we’ve had a bit of Olympian nectar we do shit we regret; hell, we’ve been all there!
(Except that stuck-up Allah asshole. Fuck that guy!)
But I mean, yeah. Look how well things went the last time. Next time a US President asks me what I want him to do, I’m just gonna say: “Hm… I don’t know, son. Maybe ask your mother.”
Donald Trump was about to furiously denounce this as ‘More FAKE NEWS from the DISHONEST FAKE NEWS MEDIA!!!!!!!!’
At least until Ivanka told him he could now skip going to Church even for the next few decades in retaliation.
Let’s hope this massive spiritual arms race doesn’t escalate any further…