Posted in Entertainment Top Stories

Hallmark Addresses LGBTQ+ Discrimination Accusations

Dear Viewers, As of late, our producers received several demands for diversity within our movies. Our strong white cis actor presence is something we recognize. Although we do not understand what “cis” means, a heterosexual female employee who once drunkenly…

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!

In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…

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Posted in Top Stories

Glossy News Satire are Getting There! Join the Comic Revolution!

Our amazing non-partisan humor site, Glossy News Satire, is through the first part and most technologically disruptive part of our site renovation: apologies for the disruption! Any internal disagreements in the site are on the verge of being resolved now….

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Funny
Posted in Top Stories

What’s Next on Glossy News?

We’re always bringing you some of the funniest and most thought-provoking satire and comedy out there! But what’s next on Glossy News Satire?

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AOC
Posted in Politics

A Very Liberal Day In America: by Ali-Asghar Abedi!

Liberal bias is pervasive and is corrupting America. Let me walk you through a typical day to show you how liberals have crafted a very sophisticated subliminal messaging program to brainwash Americans into their way of thinking.

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Literature
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

DON’T MISS ‘EM! A Selective Look at Our Writers & Their Amazing Books

Over the years, Glossy News has had too many amazing authors to count! So it’s really hard to squeeze ’em in. But here are just a few highlights. Don’t forget, please, that our Glossy News satirists have full license to…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Please Support Our Hilarious Satire Site! Here’s What You Can Do… Click On!

Despite being run on a shoestring, Glossy News have still managed to get tons of likes… But we need many, many more! Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum…

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Communists
Posted in Music

You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)

Woody Guthrie’s You Fascists Bound to Lose is a true classic. It later inspired a Billy Bragg song, which someone has presented on Youtube with an apparently pro Communist video.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Education

Yet Another Amazing New Book Cover… The Incredible Curmudgeonly Professor!

My satire book ‘Professor Smiggles & the New Intellectual Warfare’ has beautiful, cute new cover! Just look at the cuddly wise old owl… Up in the top right corner of this article! Part one of the book is satire from…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Satire is Truly Global!

There’s a bit of a problem with the idea of World Music, insofar as it seems to mean ‘all the other guys!’ It may not be quite ‘Hate Music,’ but it’s still a little bit contentious! A similar problem, perhaps,…

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