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The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???
1. Cut, cut, cut! Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive. Just so you know. Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows: Intelligence and security institutions have evidence…
Republican’s Reverse Position on Affirmative Action to Back Controversial New Bill
Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced their support for instating Affirmative Action as a qualifier for a controversial piece of legislation, likely to be brought before congress during the lame duck sessions following the midterm elections….
First Verified Proof of Russian Election Hacking, 2018
Roseville, CA- After nearly 18 months of investigation, sources from inside the United States Office of Special Counsel (OSC) have indicated there has been a major breakthrough this week in Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election. …
Just In Time For Halloween! – A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka ‘Middle-Eastern Torture Chamber’)
Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi last week. Mr. Khashoggi entered there to…
OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!
We all know that racism is nothing new in human history! But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is? Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from…
Researchers Discover why Republicans are Evil and Democrats are Cowards
Dateline: MIT—With the election of Donald Trump as president, Republicans have chosen to wear their evil on their sleeves, although the GOP’s social Darwinism, warmongering and shameless, hypocritical idolatry have been palpable since Ronald Reagan created his bizarre coalition of…
Woman Strikes Back! A Modest Proposal on How to Respond to Kavanaugh, et. al
by Karene Horst That’s it. I’ve had it. I’m going on strike. Let me clarify. I’m going on a sex strike. That’s right. I’m not having sex with men anymore. You guys asked for it; this is your punishment for…
Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford
As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice….
Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”
Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism. Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:…
Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”
After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites…